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Salesperson Cartoons
Salesperson cartoon 1 of 102
"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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cavemen, caveman, cave men, cave man, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric man, technophobe, technophobes, luddite, luddites, behind the times, out of date, invention, inventions, modern technology, modern technologies, club, clubs, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, new technology, new technologiesSalesperson cartoon 2 of 102
"It's great for quesadillas."
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tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flatscreen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special featuresSalesperson cartoon 3 of 102
"Is it too revealing?"
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dress, dresses, sheer, sheer dress, sheer dresses, consumer, consumers, consumerist, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, fashion, fashion design, fashion designer, fashion designers, impractical, impracticality, practical, practicality, see-through, reveal, reveals, revealing, mirror, mirrors, self-conscious, self-consciousness, salesman, salesperson, salespeopleSalesperson cartoon 4 of 102
"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salespersonSalesperson cartoon 5 of 102
"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
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hillary, clinton, dress suit, pantsuit, pantsuits, sales, salesclerk, salesclerks, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, politics, politician, politicians, political figure, political figures, political leader, political leaders, senate, senator, senators, nasty woman, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, style, styles, clothes, clothing, department store, department stores, democrat, democrats, democraticSalesperson cartoon 6 of 102
"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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lady or the tiger, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, game, games, problem, problems, solution, solutions, expectation, expectations, predator, predators, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozer, schmoozers, schmoozing, wild animal, wild animals, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeopleSalesperson cartoon 7 of 102
"Insurance, anyone?"
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insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressiveSalesperson cartoon 8 of 102
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiffSalesperson cartoon 9 of 102
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careersSalesperson cartoon 10 of 102
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special featuresSalesperson cartoon 11 of 102
"Oops!"
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car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakesSalesperson cartoon 12 of 102
"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
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shopping, shop, store, stores, fashion, fashionable, sales, salesclerk, salesman, salesperson, men, men's clothing, clothing, clothes, style, styles, trend, trendy, trending, execute, execution, death, death sentence, sentenced to death, guillotine, guillotined, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humorSalesperson cartoon 13 of 102
"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"
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gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, target practice, target shooting, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, gun sales, glock, glocks, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeopleSalesperson cartoon 14 of 102
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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savings, alien, aliens, watch, watches, sales, salesperson, salespeople, offer, offers, door-to-door, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, discount, discounts, discounted, travelling salesman, travelling salesmen, traveling salesman, traveling salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, advert, adverts, ad, adsSalesperson cartoon 15 of 102
"Note the small zipper pocket of your sales kit. It contains a cyanide capsule."
Salesperson cartoon 16 of 102
"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industrySalesperson cartoon 17 of 102
Scented and Unscented Magazines
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sales, salesperson, salespeople, magazine stand, news stand, advertising, ads, advertisements, magazines, magazine, vendor, vendors, perfume, perfume sample, perfume samples, cologne, cologne sample, cologne samples, scented, unscented, toilet paper, tissues, sanitary products, scents, scent, sections, consumer, consumerism, promotion, promotions, free sample, free samplesSalesperson cartoon 18 of 102
"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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beef jerky, trail mix, energy bar, energy bars, guru, gurus, salesman, salesperson, seller, sellers, opportunist, opportunists, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, demand, demands, market demand, market demands, wise man, wise men, hiking trail, hiking trails, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, commercialization, commercialisationSalesperson cartoon 19 of 102
"It's pre- some wars."
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apartment, apartments, house, houses, housing, real estate, property, properties, estate agents, estate agents, buying property, buy a property, buying a house, house view, house viewing, house viewings, pretentious, pretension, period property, period property, pre-war, pre-war property, pre-war properties, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson, sales man, sales men, sales woman, sales women, sales person, sales people, architecture, architectural style, architectural styles, period feature, period features, buzzword, buzzwords, jargonSalesperson cartoon 20 of 102
"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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farm, farms, farming, chicken farm, chicken farming, eggs, egg, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, laying eggs, farm shop, farm shops, farm stand, farm stands, giant egg, giant eggs, supersize, supersized, awesome, awesomeness, oversize, oversized, over size, farmer, farmers, battery farm, battery farms, free range eggs, free-range eggs, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, sales tactic, sales tactics, selling, consumerism, capitalism, capitalist, capitalistsSalesperson cartoon 21 of 102
"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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tooth, teeth, lost a tooth, losing teeth, milkteeth, milk teeth, children's teeth, childrens teeth, kids teeth, kids' teeth, toothfairy, tooth fairy, the tooth fairy, fairies, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, commercialism, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sell back, selling back, fairy story, fairy stories, buy back, buying back, profiteering, old age age, dentures, denture, false teeth, false tooth, old man, old men, elderly man, elderly menSalesperson cartoon 22 of 102
$1: Family Secrets
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secret, secrets, family, families, nosey, nosy, prying, pry, inquisitive, capitalism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalist, rural, suburban, relationship, relationships, snoopy, snooping, secretive, child, children, kid, kids, sell, selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, business, corporate attitude, entrepreneurs, child prodigy, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, born salesman, calling, capitalising, capitalizingSalesperson cartoon 23 of 102
"Are we interested in exploring the healing wisdom of an ancient culture?"
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, religion, religions, religious, god, gods, culture, cultures, sales, salesman, saleswoman, salesperson, door-to-door sales, door to door sales, preach, preaching, hinduism, hare krishna, ancientSalesperson cartoon 24 of 102
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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census, census taker, census takers, door-to-door, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, miranda rights, read your rights, reads your rights, reading your rights, greet, greets, greeting, greetings, suspicion, suspicious, suspiciousness, paranoid, paranoia, united states census, legal rights, legal representation, door-to-doorSalesperson cartoon 25 of 102
"I had a balloon once, but with me it was real estate."
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kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, balloon, balloons, toy, toys, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, hot air balloon, hot air balloons, memories, memory, nostalgic, nostalgiaMore cartoons with the keyword 'salesperson'