"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."
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"It's great for quesadillas."
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"Is it too revealing?"
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"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."
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"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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Tags:insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive
"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."
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A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
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"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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Tags:car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakes
"Something collarless. I'm being guillotined."
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"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"Note the small zipper pocket of your sales kit. It contains a cyanide capsule."
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"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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Scented and Unscented Magazines
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"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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"It's pre- some wars."
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"Our eggs are particularly awesome today."
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"Hi, I'm the tooth fairy. Want to buy back some of your teeth?"
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$1: Family Secrets
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"Are we interested in exploring the healing wisdom of an ancient culture?"
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"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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"I had a balloon once, but with me it was real estate."
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