Salesperson Cartoons

"Insurance, anyone?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC28727
High Res:
2266x1806 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, intrude, intrudes, intrusion, intrusions, tennis match, tennis matches, salesman, salesperson, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, rude interruption, rude, rudeness, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, aggressive, overaggressive

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC120508
High Res:
3000x1791 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
happy, happiness, smile, smiles, smiling, convince, convinces, convincing, unconvincing, unnerving, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, disingenuous, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, pep, peppy, upbeat, unnatural, creepy, permanent, permanence, weird, weirdness, buy, buys, buying, stiff

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC22355
High Res:
1389x1453 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
businessman, businessmen, salesman, salesmen, sales, profession, profession, resemblance, resemblances, father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, child, children, offspring, family resemblance, maternity ward, maternity wards, hat, hats, briefcase, briefcases, similarity, similarity, salesperson, salespeople, career, careers

$1: Family Secrets

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC121535
High Res:
5000x3426 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
secret, secrets, family, families, nosey, nosy, prying, pry, inquisitive, capitalism, consumerism, consumerist, capitalist, family secrets, rural, suburban, relationship, relationships, snoopy, snooping, secretive, child, children, kid, kids, sell, selling, sales, sold, sells, seller, business, corporate attitude, entrepreneurs, child prodigy, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, born salesman, calling, capitalising, capitalizing

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC136953
High Res:
3050x3582 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
salesman, salespeople, salesperson, door-to-door, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun nut, gun nuts, gun rights, insurance, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, overpriced, scam, scams, scam artist, scam artists, sell, sells, seller, sellers, up front, honest, honesty

Shopping for Underwear

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC24882
High Res:
2476x1991 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mens clothing, men's clothing, underwear, underpants, shopping, shoppers, cloths shop, clothes shop, clothes shop, salesperson, salespeople, salesman, sales woman, sales person, sales people, sales man, sales woman, vain, vanity, admiring, privacy, intrusive, intrusion, self confidence, body confidence, mens briefs, men's briefs, changing rooms, changing room, body image, self image, self-image

"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC132951
High Res:
2950x2534 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
robot, robots, robotic, robotics, sex bot, sex bots, sexbot, sexbots, sex-bot, sex-bots, ai, a.i., artificial intelligence, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, technological advances, technical advances

"Three wishes less commission."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC41088
High Res:
2037x1657 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories

"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC40931
High Res:
2065x1596 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
car, cars, second hand car, second-hand cars, second hand cars, second-hand car, car dealer, car dealers, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, car dealership, second hand car dealership, second-hand car dealership, customer, customers, confiscated, confiscation, drink driving, drink driver, drink drivers, drunk driver, drunk drivers, drink and drive, over the limit, alcoholic, drunk, drunk, alcoholic, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addictions, taking advantage, elderly drivers, old drivers, automobiles, automobile, automobile dealer, automobile dealers, consumers, consumer, consumerism, exploit, exploitation, used car, used cars, used car dealer, used car dealers, crime, criminal, law, laws, law breaking, law breaker

"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC37931
High Res:
2383x1785 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beat the system, beating the system, salesman, salesperson, door-to-door, life tip, life tips, life hack, life hacks, tip, tips, outlandish claim, outlandish claims, wild claim, spam, spamming

Staff Picks

Artist:
Steed, Edward
Search ID:
CC139115
High Res:
3007x1922 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
salesman, salesperson, salespeople, salesmen, staff pick, staff picks, recommendation, recommendations, popcorn, popcorn stand, popcorn stands, retailer, retailers, food stand, food stands, snack, snacks, snacking

Where Are They Now?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC24930
High Res:
3005x3944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
retiree, retired, retirement, retiring, post retirement, post-retirement, retire, retires, politician, politicians, ex-politician, ex-politicians, government, governments, politics, political figure, political figures, celebrity, celebrities, where are they now, george bush, george bush sr, george bushy senior, new job, new jobs, career change, careers, career, spokesperson, infomercials, sales, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, post-presidency, president, presidents, presidential, american politics, us politics, america, american, usa, profit, profits, job change, change jobs

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC133551
High Res:
3066x2248 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vanity, vain, conspicuous consumption, dream car, dream cars, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, buyer, buyers, buying, salesperson, salespeople, unnecessary purchase, unnecessary purchases, purchase, purchases, chauffeur, chauffeurs, dealership, dealerships, sales pitch, sales pitches, extra, extras, addition, additions, surcharge, surcharges

Important balloons, $30.

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC123219
High Res:
3290x2533 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
balloon, balloons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, market, markets, marketing, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmick, conspicuous consumption, nepotism, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, vendor, vendors, consumerism, consumerist, overprice, overpriced, overpricing, costly, expensive, expense, expenses

"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32378
High Res:
1908x2149 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cow, cows, cattle, cattles, bull, bulls, salesman, salesperson, door-to-door, cliche, cliches, man of the house, woman of the house, husband, husbands, wife, wives, lady of the house, interruption, interruptions, unwelcome, surprise, surprises, surprising, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating

"Take me home now!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC34893
High Res:
1474x2213 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, briefcase, sales man, sales men, sales person, sales people, home, going home, home time, briefcases, partnership, argue, argument, arguments, disagree, disagreement, strop, stroppy, bossy, bossyboots, bossy boots, dissatisfied, disgruntled, fed up, fed-up, rat race

"Throw in Bell Atlantic, and it's a deal."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC27947
High Res:
2321x1641 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
telecom, telecommunications, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, sales, salesperson, salesman, salesmen, contract, contracts, business, businesses, business merger, business mergers, devil, devils, satan, satanic, bully, bullies, bad influence, bad influences, sign your soul to the devil, terms and conditions, deal, deals, agreement, agreements, customer, customers, phone and internet, provider, providers

"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."

Artist:
Taylor, Richard
Search ID:
CC112355
High Res:
1755x2295 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
military supplies, military surplus, army, armies, military, war, wars, military grade, deployment, deployments, stint, stints, stationed, regulation, regulations, tribeca, new york city, new york, lieutenant, rank, ranking, ranks, tour of duty, tours of duty, stationed overseas, chair, chairs, chair cushion, chair cushions, salesperson, salespeople, sales clerk, sales clerks, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, retail, stupid question, stupid questions, customer is always right, stickler, sticklers, world war ii, second world war

Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC34633
High Res:
2182x1910 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
girl scout, girl scouts, acquisition, acquisitions, takeover, takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, cookie, cookies, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, modern life, competitive, competitive industry, competitive industries, competing, merger, mergers, merging, corporate merger, corporate mergers, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, business, businesses, board meeting, board meetings, sales strategy, sales strategies, child prodigy, child prodigies

"No, thanks. I'm just looting."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC66728
High Res:
2000x1720 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shop, shops, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, customer service, customer services, customer, customers, shopping, shopper, retail, retailer, retailers, retail shop, retail shops, electronic shop, electronic shops, looting, looter, loot, shoplifting, shoplifter, shoplifters, stealing, steal, larceny, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC142213
High Res:
3088x2474 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf blowing, leaf, leaves, fall, autumn, gardener, gardeners, gardening, nuisance, nuisances, noise pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollutant, pollutants, salesman, salesperson, hardware store, hardware stores, yardwork, yard, yards, yard work, outdoors, outdoors store, outdoors stores, garden centre, garden centres, sales pitch, sales pitches, customer service, customer service representative, customer service rep, customer service reps

"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC38648
High Res:
2808x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, pup, puppy, puppies, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, cold call, cold calls, sales, salesman, saleswoman, salesperson, dining, dinner, eating, food, foods, dog food, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, telemarketer, telemarketers

"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC43941
High Res:
2700x2342 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, target practice, target shooting, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, gun sales, glock, glocks, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople

"Who's that trip-tipping, woefully underinsured, over my bridge?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC41537
High Res:
2080x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insurance, insurance company, insurance companies, billy goats gruff, three billy goats gruff, troll, trolls, troll under the bridge, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, insurance salesman, insurance salesmen, exploit, exploitation, taking advantage, take advantage, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, insurance policy, insurance policies, goat, goats