Saloon Cartoons

"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. After that, law school was pretty much a given."

"That there's one bowlegged cowboy."

"Your barn door is open."

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

"And one other thing—from now on, we're the James Group."

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

One Tough Bird

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

"I begged him to get help."

"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

West Side Saloon: 'Wow! What a Hangover!'

"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

"Liquor, gamblin', broads, tobacco. What's the Q stand for?"

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Saloon/Salon

"To shuffle off this mortal coil in some saloon- it was his dream."

The Interstate Rapid Transit System

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."