"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."
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"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."
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"Officer, this man is making tunnels."
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"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
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"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."
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"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
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Greetings From Downer Beach.
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
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Tags:chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, rook, rooks, pawn, pawns, knight, knights, bishop, bishops, king, kings, queen, queens, dressing up, checkmate, beach, beaches, seasside, seashore, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, sculpture, sculptures
"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."
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"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."
"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
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"O.K., you. Break's over. Time to resume summer vacation."
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