"Recess is over, Your Honor."
"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."
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"The sandbox is safe, and it's even safer without the sand."
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"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."
"It's all learning-is-fun and invented spelling then - bam! - second grade."
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A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
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"O.K., Peter, time to go."
"How long has your dad been out of work?"
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"I keep thinking about the final season of House of Cards."
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A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.
"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."
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"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."
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"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."
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Cat litter box with feces spelling out the words "Clean me".
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