"So what are you the earl of?"
"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"There's a Mr. Egg McMuffin here who says we've been using his name without permission."
Tags:breakfast, breakfast sandwich, egg sandwich, breakfast sandwiches, egg sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, business, businesses, executive, executives, market, marketing, dining, diner, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, fast food, fast food chain, chain restaurant, chain restaurants, laws, law, law and order, legal, exploit, exploitative, permission, permissions, reception, receptionist, receptionists, office, offices, corporate, corporation, corporations, sue, sued, suing, lawyer, lawyers, fake name
Tags:sandwiches, lunch, deconstruct, families, democratic party, food, kosher, bologna, american cheese, mormons, children, schools, teachers, cafeteria, cafeterias, packed lunch, packed lunches, sandwich, deconstructing, deconstruction, deconstructions, profile, profiling, subtext, subtexts, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks
Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.
Tags:horse, horses, horse lover, horse lovers, horse owner, horse owners, horse rider, horse riders, dressage, horse riding, horse ride, horse rides, riding, ride, rides, equestrian, equestrian sport, equestrian sports, rules, rule, archane rules, silly rules, old-fashioned rules, archane, old-fashioned, judge, judging, competition, competitions, sandwich, sandwiches, sherry, weird rules, weird rule, formal riding attire, formal attire
"Wow-free sky hoagies!"
Tags:philadelphia, fish, fishing, fishes, fishing trip, sandwich, sandwiches, hoagie, hoagies, sub, subs, food, fooled, fools, ignorant, stupid, obvious, hypocritical, parallel, parallels, vacation, trip, trips, foods, water, lake, lakes, canoe, canoes, vacations, trap, trapped, hook, hooks, hooked, foolish, danger, dangerous
"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"
"You're right-they are sliders!"
Tags:birdseed, birdseeds, bird seed, bird seeds, bird-seed, bird-seeds, bird food, birdfeeder, birdfeeders, bird-feeder, bird-feeders, bird feeder, bird feeders, bird lover, bird lovers, slider, sliders, sandwich, sandwiches, hors d'oeuvre, snacks, snack, entrée, entrées, entree, entrees, bird table, bird tables, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, hamburger, hamburgers, small sandwich, small sandwiches, small hamburger, small hamburgers, small burger, small burgers, bird, birds
"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medicine, medical, nurse, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, sick, ill, bed-ridden, sandwich, sandwiches, panini, panini, lunch, lunches, hospital food, food, meal, meals, snack, snacks, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, making food, medical equipment, defibrillator, defibrillators, inappropriate use, alternative use, alternative uses, innovative, innovation, innovations, creative, good idea, hungry, starving
"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, crust, crusts, sandwich crust, sandwich crusts, attraction, attractive, attractiveness, flirt, flirts, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, middle school, middle-school, attractive man, attractive men, masculinity, expectation, expectations, gender issue, gender issues
"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."
Tags:business, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stockbroker, stockbrokers, trader, traders, trading, economy, finance, finances, money, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, sandwich shop, sandwich shops, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, news, newspaper, newspapers, up, down, unchanged, sandwich, sandwiches, liverwurst, egg salad, peanut butter, jelly, pbj, wall street, dining, eating, popular, popularity, unpopular, server, servers, lunch, lunches, food
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace
"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, food, sandwich, sandwiches, l.a., la, los angeles, scavenger, scavengers, late, night, nighttime, restaurant, restaurants, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, midnight snack, midnight snacks, business hours, opening hours
"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."
Tags:burrito, burritos, taco, tacos, sandwich, sandwiches, snack, snacks, mexican cuisine, mexican food, popularity contest, popularity contests, popularity, latino cuisine, spicy food, spicy foods, spice, spices, sandwich filler, sandwich fillers, foodie, foodies, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, food fad, food fads
"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"
Tags:diner, diners, you are what you eat, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, surrealists, dinner, dinners, food order, food orders, cherry pie, cherry pies, b.l.t., blt, chili, chilis, food menu, food menus, eating out, eat out, eats out, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, sandwich, sandwiches, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings
"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, sandwich, sandwiches, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch-breaks, tolerance, tolerant, tolerant attitude, tolerant attitudes, open minded, open-minded, open mindedness, open-mindedness
"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, food, meal, meals, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, question, questions, questioning, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, ordering food, prepared, food preparation, allergy, allergies, food allergy, food allergies, food intolerance, food intolerances, picky, fussy, choosy, dietary issues, dietary needs, dietary requirement, dietary requirements, peanut butter, jelly, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, peanut-butter-and-jelly, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, sandwich, sandwiches, kids, kid, child, children, picky eater, picky eaters
"I'm in the sandwich generation - my parents don't approve of me and my kids hate me."
"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"
"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, order, orders, ordering, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, option, options, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, fancy restaurant, inedible, inedible food, hipster, hipsters, fine dining, cuisine, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, comfort food, comfort foods
"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
Tags:couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, lazy husband, lazy husbands, husband, husbands, dote, dotes, doting wife, doting wives, potato, potatoes, potatoes au gratin, au gratin, cheese sandwich, cheese sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwich, cheese, expectant, take for granted, takes for granted, taken for granted, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, lazy, laziness, partner, partners, couple, couples, slovenly
Bologna - The Sandwich
"The knuckle sandwich looks good."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, sandwich, sandwiches, knuckle sandwich, knuckle sandwiches, fist, firsts, punch, punches, arm, arms, counter, counters, muscle, muscles, muscular, body building, body builder, body builders, fitness, senior, seniors, old, elderly
"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, food, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, sandwich, sandwiches, baggie, baggy, baggies, sandwich bag, sandwich bags, brown bag, brown bags, paper bag, paper bags, confused, confusion, mix-up, mix-ups, mixed up, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence