Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, bury, buried, buried alive, surreal, surreal imagery, strange, strange imagery"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."
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hamptons, east hamptons, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, beach, beaches, bury your head, burying your head, denial, in denial, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, sand, sands, sandy, fancy"Where? Where?"
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shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panics"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, hear the ocean, hear the sea, sea shells, seashells, sea shell, seashell, shell, shells, seashell resonance, myth, myths, folk myth, hear, hearing, hears"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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tax, taxes, tax return, taxed, tax returns, public good, public, public goods, publicly owned, general public, general public, tax returns, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, seaside, sea side, shore, shores, coast, seashore, holiday, holidays, immigration, immigrants, rights of use, coastal, taxpayer, taxpayer funded, funding, funds, enforce, enforced, enforcement"Smoking or nonsmoking?"
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animal, animals, talking animals, talking animal, ostrich, ostriches, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, smoking, tobacco, non-smoking, nonsmoking, second-hand smoke, section, sections, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, server, servers, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, head in the sand, head, heads, hiding, sand, sandy, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guestsGreetings From Downer Beach.
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downer, downers, beach, beaches, downer beach, seaside, shore, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, pessimistic, pessimism, pessimist, depressing, depressed, warning, warns, warn, hazard, hazards, depression, disclaimer, disclaimers, miserable, misery, harm, harms, harmful, damage, damages, word play, play on words"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, bury, buries, dig, digging, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, practical joke, practical jokes, promise, promises, relax, relaxing, relaxation, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages"Hold up-I got sand in my shoe again."
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desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, crawling, dying, thirsty, hungry, sand, sandy, shoe, shoes, footwear, impractical, stuck, sand in shoe, again, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritating"O.K., you. Break's over. Time to resume summer vacation."
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break, breaks, work, working, worked, family, families, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, holiday, holidays, worker, workers, workaholic, workaholics, vacation, vacations, beach holiday, beach vacation, summer, summers, parent, parents, dad, dads"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, man o war, man-o-war, man of war, man-of-war, jellyfish, jellyfishes, crepe, crepes, breakfast crepe, fear, scare, scared, animals"How do you feel about turning over?"
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, relax, relaxed, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychotherapy, psychotherapist, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, therapy, therapies, therapeutic, sunbathe, sunbathing, tan, tanning"Hey! Guess what?"
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desert island, desert islands, desert, deserts, perspective, perspectives, perspective trick, perspective tricks, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, escape, escapes, escaping, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, sand, sandy, marooned, obvious, obviousness, mistake, mistakes, mistaken"Well, you've brought me down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and sky. Now will you take me back to Vegas?"
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sea, seas, ocean, oceans, beach, beaches, sky, skies, sand, sandy, sand dune, sand dunes, lonely, alone, empty, calm, quiet, view, views, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, unimpressed, can't appreciate, indifferent, disinterested, bored, boredom, vegas, las vegas, nevada, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, married life, marriage, marriages, travel, traveling, travelling, trip, trips, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourist, touristsA man on a beach watches an autumn leaf land on him.
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seasonal change, season, seasons, fall, autumn, leaf, leafs, beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, sad, seasonal affective disorder, summer, late summer, changing of the seasons, seashore, seashores, shore, shores, shoreline, shorelines, towel, towels, sand, sands, sandy, ocean, oceans, omen, omens, ominous, back to work, back to school"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, lifeguard, lifeguards, rule, rules, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, dust jacket, dust-jacket, play on words, word play, word-play"In a former life, I used to go to Palm Beach."
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former life, pseudo, pseudo science, spirituality, spiritual, religion, religious, religious imagery, walrus, walrus beach, beach, beaches, shore, shores, sand, sands, sandy, crowd, crowded, tourism, tourist, role, roles, wildlife, wild animal, wild animals, region, regions, tourist destination, palm beach, palm, palms, america, american, arctic, arctic, antarctic, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysMoses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, sand castle, castle, castles, bucket, buckets, bucket and spade, spade, spades, part, part the sea, seas, parting, tide, tides, protect, protected, miracle, miracles, little things, it's the little things"Now you just throw it back, apparently."
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businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, seasides, seashores, sand, sandy, beach ball, beachball, beach-ball, beach balls, beachballs, beach-balls, ceo, chief executive officer, greedy, greed, miserly, out of touch, aware, awareness, elite, elitist, elites, wealth, wealthy, richOpening Of The Summer Games
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, ice cream, cone, cones, ice cream cone, summer games, junk, junk food, food, foodie, food lover, food lovers"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, coast, coastal, sand, sandy, leave, annual leave, summer, summery, summers, summer people, travels, travelled, travelling, summer house, time share, time-share, time shares, timeshares, summer home, summer homes, summer houses, tourists, tourist trap, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, wave, waves, sunset, sunsets, sunrise, sunrises, sacrifice, sacrificial"Baby! Come look at this huge brick of drug money the kids found washed up on the beach!"
"Sensory stimulation... sensory stimulation..."
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desert, deserts, sand, sandy, scorch, scorched, scorching, scorching hot, savannah, savannahs, barren, bare, crawl, crawls, crawling, alone, dry, thirst, thirsty, sensory, sense, senses, sensory stimulation, die, dies, dying, activate, activates, activating, sensory activation, feel, feels, feelings