Santa Cartoons

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"The knees are the first to go."

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"A sugarplum fairy to see you, sir - with her lawyer."

"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."

Dec. 26

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"It starts earlier every year."

Santa's Workshop

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"

Dear Santa...

"You smell like a chimney."

"Another round?"

"It's Lyme disease again."

Santa Claus reads a newspaper while Rudolph's head is mounted on a wall behind him.

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

Santa's Security

"Have you been a moral child?"

"I hope that isn't real fur."

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