Satan Cartoons

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"A few minutes ago, God very graciously called to congratulate me."

"Notice anything different about me?"

Hell's Comedy Club

"A bit prickly, perhaps, but he's not nearly as frightening as I had imagined."

"I would have made it big in Heaven if it hadn't been for the policy wonks."

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"I'm fed up with excuses, Harris. When am I going to start reading about the Satanic right?"

"Sorry, Chief, but Bianca Jagger is here to check on human-rights abuses."

"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"But I thought once the I.R.S. applied a penalty, that was the end of it."

"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."

"Oh, and c.c. the Devil."

An entrance to hell is divided between individuals and corporate.

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

The Devil's Workshop

"It's part of His new diversity program."

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

"This is the part of religion we could do without."

The Devil making snow angels.

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Subway from Hell

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."