"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"More Château de Costco?"
Tags:wine, wines, costco, bulk, bulk size, buy in bulk, buying in bulk, wholesale, wholesale price, wholesale prices, wine snob, wine snobs, fine wine, fine wines, boxed wine, boxed wines, box wine, box wines, save, saves, savings, spendthrift, thrifty, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, purchase, purchases, club store, club stores
"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."
"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, companion, companions, faithful, loyal, rescue, save, go for help, call for help, rescue dog, rescue dogs, accident, accidents
"I found some more acorns today."
Tags:acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messy
"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"
Tags:servant, servants, butler, butlers, save, saves, savings, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, savings, savings account, savings accounts, save up, saves up, saving up, change, spare change, penny, pennies, rich, riches, spendthrift, rich person, rich people, take it to the bank, taking it to the bank, elite, elites, wealth, wealthy, wealth gap, wealth gaps
"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, second job, second jobs, side job, side jobs, business card, business cards, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozing, self-promotion, self-promotes, self-promoting, save, saves, saving, comic book, comic books
"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."
Tags:art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, dilettante, dilettantes, value, values, valuation, valuations, bottom line, bottom lines, save, saves, saving, save up, saves up, saving up, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, affluent, affluence, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bet, bets, betting, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested
"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"
Tags:women, woman, superhero, superheros, superheroine, superheroines, power, powers, lifesaver, lifesavers, save, saving, saving the world, save the world, character, characters, comic, comics, comic books, comic book, inadequate, friend, friends, hangout, hanging out, get together, gathering, gatherings, feeling, feelings, self conscious, self esteem
Save Thy Soul - Save Our Historical Landmarks - Save Water
Tags:protest, protester, activist, activism, demonstrator, demonstrate, demonstration, demonstrations, revolution, revolutions, revolutionary, revolutionist, sign, signs, protest sign, protest signs, march, marches, marching, save, saviour, water, soul, historical landmarks, catch-all, catch-alls, tree hugger, tree huggers, liberal, liberals, do-gooder, do-gooders, revolutionaries
Tags:online retailer, online retailers, ecommerce, e-commerce, junk, useless, garbage, clutter, clutters, cluttering, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, sell online, sells online, selling online, pre-internet, before the internet, save, saves, saving, pack rat, pack rats, store, stores, storing, storage, long-term storage
"I've got a pulse!"
Tags:beach, beaches, animal, animals, whale, whales, beached, stuck, trapped, save, saving, rescue, rescuing, first aid, cpr, c.p.r., cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, pulse, heartbeat, breath, breathing, emergency, emergencies, rescue worker, rescue workers, paramedic, paramedics, doctor, doctors, first aider, first aiders, blowhole, blowholes, medical, medicine
"But can they save themselves?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, whale, whales, campaign, campaigns, save, protect, protection, nature, environment, environmental, environmental destruction, human, humans, human being, human beings, the human race, destruction, destroy, depletion, endangered, endangered species, going extinct, planet earth, earth
"You wouldn't think there'd be much money in potatoes, chickens, and wood chopping, but it all adds up."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, rural, rurals, sticks, medieval, mediveval times, historical, history, histories, account, accounts, accounting, accountants, accountant, chore, chores, class, money, save, saving, savings, farm, farming, farmer, farmers, honest, honest wage, honest wages, living in the past, clash, clashes, culture, cultural clash
The Agents of the Round Table
Tags:royal, royalty, monarch, monarchy, knights, knighthood, agent, agency, agents, king arthur, princess, princesses, obscurity, unknown, rescue, rescued, save, saved, saving, dramatic, drama, pr, public relations, meeting, meetings, press conference, press, publicity, fame, famous, public figure, attention, attention needy, promotion, promoters, promoter
Church with a sign out front reading "How would Jesus save social security?"
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, jesus, jesus christ, wwjd, what would jesus do, christianity, christian, christians, government, governments, politics, social security, welfare, social safety net, save, saving, saving social security, saving welfare, welfare system, social security system, sign, signs, economy, economics, modern life
"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
Tags:computer, computers, file, files, computer file, computer files, save, back-up, back-ups, back up, back ups, backup, backups, backing up, document, documents, copy, copies, business, businessman, businessmen, corporate, executive, executives, criminal, criminals, corporation, corporations, company, companies, database, databases, data, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, f.b.i., feds, federal government, nsa, national security agency, n.s.a., security, privacy, intelligence agency, intelligence agencies, spy, spying, spies, invasion of privacy, internet privacy, computer privacy, internet security, technology, surveillance, under surveillance, shady, suspect, suspicious
Miracle Mom #5,293
Tags:supermom, supermoms, super, supermum, supermums, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, miracle, miracles, strong, strong woman, strong women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, raising children, raising a child, child, children, kid, kids, family, families, bus, buses, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, save, saves, saving, save the day, saving the day, lifting a bus
"Help! I haven't saved enough for retirement!"
"I freeze all my leftovers until I feel less guilty about throwing them away."
Tags:food, food waste, reducing food waste, leftover, leftovers, saving, save, freeze, freezing, freezer, freezer food, good intentions, good intention, guilt, guilty, doing your bit, doing my bit, saving the planet, save the planet, middle-class problems, first world problems, middle-class problem, first world problem
"Well, he was on the endangered list, and I thought I could save him."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, owl, owls, cat, cats, smoke, smoking, beer, beers, can, cans, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, change, improve, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, extinct, going extinct, endangered, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, list, lists, save, saves, saving, rescue, rescuing, rescues, character, characters
"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"
Tags:ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, save, saves, savings, savings account, savings accounts, save up, saves up, saving up, full page ad, full page ads, dream, goal, goals, bucket list, expectant, parent, parents, parenting, pressure, pressures, parental, plan, plans, plan ahead, planning ahead
Dumbo in Space
"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."
Tags:council, city council, city, city hall, city hall, government, local government, mayor, mayors, road, roadworks, roadwork, yoga, yogi, yogis, yoga mat, yoga mats, roads, highway, highway maintenance, maintenance, costs, cost, low cost, cost effective, cost efficiency, efficiency, efficiencies, money saving, money, save, saves, road maintenance, street, streets, cover up, covered up, cover-up, budget, budgets, budget cut, budget cuts, cut, cuts