"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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Pizza By The Slice
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"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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The Man Who Exposed Himself
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"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
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Half-price tighty-white day at the MoMA.
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