The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
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"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"
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"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."
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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
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"I found some more acorns today."
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"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"
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"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.
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"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
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"This is Fluffy, my pet money."
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"Keep up the good work, Bromley."
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"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"
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