"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"
Sharkman to the rescue!
"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
Tags:ill, illness, sick, sickness, in hospital, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, saving, savings, life saving, life saving, wealth, wealthy rich, insurance, medical insurance, insurance policy, insurance policies, unwell, treatment, treatments, cost of treatment, the cots of treatment, unaffordable, expensive, no medical insurance, investment, investments, costly, patient, patients, captive market, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists
"I want to be saved, but at the same time I want to be spent."
Tags:saving, savings, spending, spendings, expenditure, spending money, women talking about men, relationship, relationships, ideal relationship, ideal relationships, confused, conflicted, in two minds, indecision, indecisive, consumer, consumers, consumerism, managing money, rescuer, rescuers, rescued
"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
Tags:money, cash, cash in, cashing in, coffee, coffee addict, addict, addicted, addiction, finance, finances, personal finance, financial crisis, crash, market crash, recession, recessions, modern, modern life, luxury, luxuries, necessity, necessities, retirement, retirement fund, retirement funds, 401k, pension, pensions, pension scheme, latte, lattes, city life, middle class, new middle class, economy, economics, frugal, scrimp, scrimping, saving, savings, coffee, coffee bar, coffee bars, trend, trends, barista, baristas, expensive
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, damsel in distress, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
"I found some more acorns today."
Tags:acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messy
"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, moonlight, moonlights, moonlighting, second job, second jobs, side job, side jobs, business card, business cards, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozing, self-promotion, self-promotes, self-promoting, save, saves, saving, comic book, comic books
"O.K., but don't call me again until you have something more specific than 'Life isn't fair.'"
"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."
Tags:art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections, dilettante, dilettantes, value, values, valuation, valuations, bottom line, bottom lines, save, saves, saving, save up, saves up, saving up, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, affluent, affluence, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bet, bets, betting, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested
"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, stranded, abandon, abandoned, maroon, marooned, castaway, castaways, bank account, bank accounts, banker, bankers, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, interest, earning interest, compound interest, deposit, deposits, positivity, staying positive, positive outlook, positive outlooks optimist, optimists, opptimism
"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"
Tags:women, woman, superhero, superheros, superheroine, superheroines, power, powers, lifesaver, lifesavers, save, saving, saving the world, save the world, character, characters, comic, comics, comic books, comic book, inadequate, friend, friends, hangout, hanging out, get together, gathering, gatherings, feeling, feelings, self conscious, self esteem
"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
Tags:saving, savings, retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement fund, retirement funds, retirement planning, unmarked bill, unmarked bills, ira contribution, ira contributions, 401k, 401(k), retirement, retirements, saving, savings, savings account, savings accounts, financial advice, financial adviser, financial advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors
Tags:chip and pin, chip and pins, chip and pin machine, chip and pin machines, cashpoint, cashpoints, cash point, cash points, insult, insulting, rude, rudness, say it how it is, saying it how it is, poor, penniless, broke, in debt, debtor, debtors, bankrupt, bankruptcy, saving, savings, saver, savers, no savings, credit, credit cards, avaliable credit, atm, atms, bank, banks, automated teller machine, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, recession, the recession, recessions, double di recession, banker, bankers, yo mammas gumbo, yo' mamma's gumbo
Tags:online retailer, online retailers, ecommerce, e-commerce, junk, useless, garbage, clutter, clutters, cluttering, hoard, hoards, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, sell online, sells online, selling online, pre-internet, before the internet, save, saves, saving, pack rat, pack rats, store, stores, storing, storage, long-term storage
"We merged to save through volume buying."
"If I were beached, could I do this?"
"I've got a pulse!"
Tags:beach, beaches, animal, animals, whale, whales, beached, stuck, trapped, save, saving, rescue, rescuing, first aid, cpr, c.p.r., cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, pulse, heartbeat, breath, breathing, emergency, emergencies, rescue worker, rescue workers, paramedic, paramedics, doctor, doctors, first aider, first aiders, blowhole, blowholes, medical, medicine
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
Tags:marriage, married, propose, proposal, engage, engaged, ring, rings, engagement, proposed, proposals, consumer, consumerism, clerk, clerks, assistant, assistants, saving, savings, class, class, lower class, service, service industry, customer, customer divide, love, loving, romance, romantic, romantically, marry, marrying, bride, brides, bridal, dress, dresses, wedding, wedding dress, wedding dresses, modern life, modern, modern world
A lifeguard whale underwater fails to notice that a whale has beached himself on a nearby beach.
"I think it would be wise to establish a legal-defense fund for my kids while they're still young."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, privilege, privileged, privileges, white privilege, college fund, college funds, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, saving, saver, lawsuit, lawsuits, legal defense, legal-defense, legal defence, legal-defence, legal defence fund, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, growing up, planning ahead
"You wouldn't think there'd be much money in potatoes, chickens, and wood chopping, but it all adds up."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, rural, rurals, sticks, medieval, mediveval times, historical, history, histories, account, accounts, accounting, accountants, accountant, chore, chores, class, money, save, saving, savings, farm, farming, farmer, farmers, honest, honest wage, honest wages, living in the past, clash, clashes, culture, cultural clash
The Agents of the Round Table
Tags:royal, royalty, monarch, monarchy, knights, knighthood, agent, agency, agents, king arthur, princess, princesses, obscurity, unknown, rescue, rescued, save, saved, saving, dramatic, drama, pr, public relations, meeting, meetings, press conference, press, publicity, fame, famous, public figure, attention, attention needy, promotion, promoters, promoter
Church with a sign out front reading "How would Jesus save social security?"
Tags:religion, religious, church, churches, jesus, jesus christ, wwjd, what would jesus do, christianity, christian, christians, government, governments, politics, social security, welfare, social safety net, save, saving, saving social security, saving welfare, welfare system, social security system, sign, signs, economy, economics, modern life