"I don't want to do something fun for free, I want to do something fun we pay for."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, kitchen, kitchens, free, fun, pay, money, expensive, entertainment, going out, free entertainment, raising children, raising kids, bored, boredom, whining, whinging, complaining, frugal, saving money, cheap, economical"By George, Kinkaid is doing his part."
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save money, saves money, saving money, rideshare, rideshares, rideshare program, ridesharing program, ridesharing programs, conserve fuel, conserves fuel, conserving fuel, limo, limos, limousine, limousines, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, morning commute, morning commutes, chauffeur, chauffeurs, chauffeured, sacrifice, sacrifices, gas, gasoline, sidecar, sidecars, motorcycle sidecar, motorcycle sidecars, do your part, doing your part, do your bit, doing your bit, conserve, conserves, conservation, conservation effort, conservation efforts, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."
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new jersey, insult, insults, insulting, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, snob, snobs, snobby, rival, rivals, rivalry, bicker, bickers, bickering, sale, sales, outlet, outlet mall, outlet malls, mall, malls, mock, mocks, mocking, mockery, mockeries, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, save money, saves money, saving money, argue, argues, arguing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples, couple, couples"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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cost, costs, surgical cost, surgical costs, medical expense, medical expenses, medical bill, medical bills, insurance, american healthcare, healthcare, health care, health insurance, save money, saves money, saving money, operation, operations, expense, expenses, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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christmas, xmas, yule, noel, shopping, christmas shopping, shopper, shoppers, money, finances, personal finances, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift-giving, exchanging gifts, exchanging presents, holiday, holidays, consumerism, commercialisation, commercialization, retail, frugal, cheap, saving money, cutting costsCostco Floss
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costco, floss, giant-sized, large, bulk, dental hygiene, excess, bathroom, huge, a lot, mirror, tiles, teeth, gums, mouth, oral hygiene, bulk order, bulk orders, bulk size, bulk sizes, size, sizes, value, values, discount, discounts, discounted, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, save money, saves money, saving money"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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christmas, xmas, yule, noel, season, seasons, seasonal, holiday, holidays, cutback, cutbacks, budget, budgets, budgeting, finance, finances, financial, money, expenses, expensive, cost, costs, cut costs, cutting costs, saving money, frugal, cheap, every other year, skip, skipping, consumerism, christmas shopping, modern life, celebrations, celebration, celebratingA chef looking in a trash dumpster with a sign in the background that reads "Pot-Luck Pete’s Fine Cuisine"
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trash, garbage, rubbish, dumpster, dumpsters, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, food preparation, food safety, restaurant, restaurants, potluck, fine cuisine, low cuisine, cheap, cutting costs, frugal, saving money, sign, signs, questionable, suspicious, dubious, food source, food sources, eating out, dining out, unhealthy, dangerous, risky, health hazard, health hazards, food hygiene, unhygienic"No wonder we could get tickets."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, baggage, baggage hold, baggage holds, baggage area, luggage, luggage hold, luggage holds, luggage area, luggage handler, luggage handlers, baggage handler, baggage handlers, loading, cheap, frugal, saving money, budget travel, traveling on a budget, travelling on a budget, ticket, tickets, cheap airline, cheap airlines, cheap flight, cheap flights, budget airline, budget airlines, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, travel, tourism, economy, economy class"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, praying, prayer, prayers, education, higher education, college, university, college fund, university fund, fee, fees, tuition, tuition fees, savings, saving money, education fund, money, investing, investment, investments, investor, investors, mutual funds, portfolio, portfolios, finances"Cheetah more than friend. Cheetah dependent."
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tax, taxes, tax day, tax days, write-off, write-offs, dependent, dependents, dependence, cheetah, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, chimp, chimps, chimpanzee, chimpanzees, claim, claims, claiming, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, 1040, 1040s, creative accounting, accountant, accountants, save money, saves money, saving money"Warren serves as my aggregator."
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aggregator, aggregators, aggregating, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bill, bills, utility bill, utility bills, bill payers, bill payers, paying the bills, negotiation, negotiator, negotiators, negotiations, saving money, modern life"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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save up, saves up, saving up, save money, saves money, saving money, spender, spenders, spending, savings, savings account, saving accounts, want, wants, desire, desires, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, wastrel, wastrels, loser, losers, broke, spend money, spends money, spending money"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, genesis, book of genesis, noah, noah's ark, ark, arks, animal, animals, pair, pairs, two, twos, one, ones, single, singles, cutting costs, cheap, frugal, saving money, money, finances, cheapskate, cheapskates, recession, economy, bad idea, bad ideas, mistake, mistakes, business, office, offices, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, manager, managers, executive, executives, boss, bosses, reproduction"So maybe we've had to scrimp here and there. You have to admit that I've always been emotionally generous."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, money, finances, scrimp, saving money, cheap, budgeting, budget, budgets, emotion, emotions, generous, emotional, generosity, emotionally available"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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egypt, ancient egypt, history, pharaoh, pharaohs, servant, servant, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, pyramid, pyramids, monument, monuments, landmark, landmarks, memorial, memorials, tomb, tombs, death, preparing for death, funeral, desert, government, taxes, tax, construct, construction, construction project, construction projects, build, building project, building projects, saving money, public funds, waste, wasteful spending"Yeah, they're slow, but we're saving a bundle on health care."
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zombie, zombies, undead, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, dead, living dead, creature, creatures, slow, business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, corporate, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, worker, workers, employee, employees, manager, managers, executive, executives, saving money, cutting costs, frugal, cheap, medical, medicine, health care, healthcare, health insurance, medical insurance, insurance, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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brochure, brochures, refinance, refinances, refinancing, mortgage, mortgages, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, home owner, home owners, bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank robber, bank robbers, heist, heists, practical, practicality, bank teller, bank tellers, save money, saves money, saving money, practical, practicality, teller, tellers, stickup, stickups, stick-up, stick up"If you're on a budget, I have something uglier."
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sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, budget, budgets, shopping, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, money, saving money, rude, consumer, consumers, consumerism, customers, customer, client, clients, commissionBudget Munchies
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munchie, munchies, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, party food, nibble, nibbles, budget, on a budget, budget option, budget options, saving money, starter, starters, eating out, dining out, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, high cuisine, cheat, cheats, junk food, cheap food, snack, snacks, snacking, cheap, inexpensiveIn the Era of Reduced Expectations
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millennial, millennials, debt, in debt, college debt, student loan, student loans, credit card debt, lowering standards, lowering expectations, low expectations, reduced expectations, settling, settle, settled, modern life, break even, breaking even, how to book, how to manual, advice book, economics, saving money, money, making money, getting by"Worst budget cuts ever!"
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the pentagon, united states department of defense, dod, d.o.d., defence, defense, military, american military, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., general, generals, pentagon, triangle, shape, shapes, geometry, money, money troubles, money issues, finances, budget cuts, cutting back, saving money, trimming the fat, cutbacks, budgeting, worst, office building, office buildings, military budget, military budgets"I wanted to give Christmas bonuses but that would violate the separation of church and business."
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business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, bonus, bonuses, christmas bonus, christmas bonuses, christmas, xmas, noel, yule, saving money, frugal, cheap, money, violation, violations, church and state, separation of church and state, religion, religious, religious holiday, religious holidays, church, churches"In case of emergency I always try to have six hours of income on hand."
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, emergency, emergencies, emergency savings, emergency fund, emergency funds, savings, budget, budgets, budgeting, saving money