"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
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"What should you do? Here's what you should do: invent a time machine, go back sixteen months, and convert everything to cash."
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"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."
The Bull, the Bear, the Ant, and the Grasshopper
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Unusual Retirement Plans
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"More Château de Costco?"
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"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"
"I've consolidated all our bills into one missed payment."
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"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"I want to be saved, but at the same time I want to be spent."
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"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."
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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."
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"I found some more acorns today."
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"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "
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"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"
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"...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education..."
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"Think of all that interest piling up at six per cent per annum from day of deposit."
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"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"
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"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."
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Tags:chip and pin, chip and pins, chip and pin machine, chip and pin machines, cashpoint, cashpoints, cash point, cash points, insult, insulting, rude, rudness, say it how it is, saying it how it is, poor, penniless, broke, in debt, debtor, debtors, bankrupt, bankruptcy, saving, savings, saver, savers, no savings, credit, credit cards, avaliable credit, atm, atms, bank, banks, automated teller machine, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, recession, the recession, recessions, double di recession, banker, bankers, yo mammas gumbo, yo' mamma's gumbo
"We merged to save through volume buying."
"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"
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"You wouldn't think there'd be much money in potatoes, chickens, and wood chopping, but it all adds up."
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"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."