Sayings Cartoons

Hour of rising vs worm acquisition.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC27902
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2017x1425 pixels (unwatermarked)
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early birds catches the worm, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, early riser, early risers, get up early, getting up early, worm, worms, grub, grubs, supply curve, demand curve, statistic, curve, curves, economics, chart, charts, correlation, correlations, causation, correlate, correlates, profit, profits, statistician, statisticians, stats

"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39206
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1973x1549 pixels (unwatermarked)
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all work, no play, makes jack a dull boy, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, employee, employees, overworked, stress, stressed, stressed out, value, values, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, corporation, corporations, corporate logic, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, quality of life, workplace, workplaces

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC123982
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chef, chefs, lawyer, lawyers, argument, arguments, arguing, too many cooks, spoil the broth, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, backseat driver, backseat drivers, second guess, second guesses, second guessing, expert, experts, expertise, critic, criticism, criticisms, critique, critiques, cook, cooks, cooking

"Good news. The test results show it's a metaphor."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC41818
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test, tests, test result, test results, stabbed in the back, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, literal, literally, backstabber, backstabbers, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, physician, physicians, doctor, doctors, stab, stabbed, stabbing, stabbings, medical, medical diagnosis, good news

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC38794
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snow, snows, snowing, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow shoveling, snow shovelling, trowel, trowels, build character, builds character, building character, dad, dads, father, fathers, cliche, cliches, craftsman, craftsmen, tool, tools, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, advice, fatherly advice, inadequate, inadequate tool, inadequate tools, winter, winter weather

Bear toilet.

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC123694
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6481x4736 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lavatory, lavatories, port a potty, port a potties, outdoor toilet, outdoor toilets, outhouse, outhouses, bear, bears, shit in the woods, shitting in the woods, poop, poops, pooping, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings

"Till now I always thought of the gravy train as a good thing."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC124815
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5617x5400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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train, trains, gravy train, gravy trains, figure of speech, literal, literal interpretation, idiom, idioms, gravy, steam train, steam trains, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, easy life, get rich, getting rich, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations

"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133724
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3006x2774 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eyes bigger than stomach, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, advice, saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, adage, adages, advice, advise, mistake, mistakes, liver, livers, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, drinks, drunk, eyes are bigger than your stomach, parallel, hindsight, wisdom, eat, eating, mistake, mistakes, overconfidence

Life is a bitch and then you die.

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC28256
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1955x2348 pixels (unwatermarked)
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guru, gurus, mountaintop, mountaintops, mountain-top, mountain-tops, wisdom, words of wisdom, advice, life's a bitch, saying, sayings, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, meaning of life, search, searches, searching, wisdom-seeker, wisdom seekers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, mountain climbing

"Say when."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC40582
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execution, executioner, executions, behead, beheading, beheads, violence, violent, punishment, absurd, chop, say when, ready, go, olden days, crime, crimes, criminal, punish, punishing, punishes, deaths, kill, killing, capital punishment, death row, deathrow, death-row, executes, enough, saying, sayings

"Why don't you try one before you start comparing them to oranges?"

Artist:
Hoey, Trevor
Search ID:
CC135304
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apple, apples, fruit of knowledge, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptation, temptations, adam and eve, adam & eve, garden of eden, serpent, compare, compares, comparison, comparisons, comparing, apples to oranges, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgment, judgments, judgmental, invalid, inaccurate, imprecise

"Showing up is half the losing battle."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC134648
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losing battle, success, motto, mottos, personal motto, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, showing up is half the battle, losing battle, losing battles, fighting a losing battle, pessimist, pessimistic, cynic, cynics, cynical, dour, negative outlook, outlook, boss, bosses, office worker, office workers

"What goes around comes around more annoying."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC44111
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2800x2156 pixels (unwatermarked)
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what goes around comes around, comes around, goes around, goes around comes around, annoying, annoy, irritate, irritating, irritated, saying, sayings, parody, argument, annoyed, proverb, proverbial, consequences, consequence

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC121241
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free lunch, free-lunch, no such thing as a free lunch, no such thing as a free-lunch, disappointing, disappointed, sale, sales, entice, enticing, something for nothing, realistic, tanstaafl, there ain't no such thing as a free lunch, tinstaafl, tnstaafl, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, sell, selling, sells, sold

"O.K., fellers, we shoot first, then Q. and A."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC122600
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q and a, q and as, q&a, q&as, q & a, q & a, shoot first, shoots first, shooting first, gunfight, gunfights, gun battle, gun battles, gun fight, gun fights, cowboy, cowboys, western, westerns, ask question, asking questions, cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, figure of speech, ask questions later

"So that's how he's able to crank the stuff out."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
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CC41624
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crank, cranks, cranking, hard work, hard worker, hard workers, crank it out, cranking it out, literal, literally, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, figure of speech, office worker, office workers, hard work, working hard, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, envy, envious, office equipment, equipment

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC128507
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pain, no pain no gain, t-shirts, jog, parks, t-shirt, slogan, slogans, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, relax, relaxes, exercise, exercises, exercising, daily run, daily runs, runner, runners, running, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking, chill, chills, chilling out, chills out, slacker, slackers, slacking, slack off, slacks off, mankoff

If Pigs Could Fly

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC28656
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animals, pigs, pig, hog, hogs, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, colloquialism, literal, literally, design, designs, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, fly, flies, flying, fuselage, wing, wings, anatomy, anatomical detail, mankoff

The Handwriting on the Wall

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC143586
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writing on the wall, doom, impending disaster, have a nice day, impending doom, disaster, disasters, harbinger, harbingers, warning, warnings, warn, warns, crisis, crises, berlin wall, bad sign, bad signs, omen, omens, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, premonition, premonitions

"Is it shoot a cold, stab a fever?"

Artist:
Flake, Emily
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CC134556
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feed a cold, starve a fever, feed a cold starve a fever, fever, fevers, cliche, cold, colds, mafia, mafias, ill, illness, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobster, mobs, shoot, shooting, stab, stabbing, violent, violence, cliches, saying, sayings, says, triad, al capone

"Don't get secular with me, pal."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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CC31928
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secular, secularism, secularize, secularizes, church, churches, religion, religious, threat, threats, threatening, state, separation, separation of church and state, cliche, saying, sayings, don't get, bar, drink, drinks, drinking, church and state, non religious, atheist, agnostic, agnosticism, atheism

"I'll make a deal with you. You don't push my buttons, and I won't pull your strings."

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC44266
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robot, robots, pun, puns, marionette, marionettes, cliche, cliches, push my buttons, pull my strings, push your buttons, pull your strings, agreement, agree, truce, agrees, puppet, puppets, play on words, word play, saying, sayings

"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC139696
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horse, horses, horsey, gift horse, don't look a gift horse in the mouth, gift horse in the mouth, disgust, disgusting, disgusts, saloon, saloons, cowboy, cowboys, west, wild west, westward, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, twist, twisted, change, changed

A diner menu offers things you can eat: your words, your hat, crow, and my dust.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC31350
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1973x2188 pixels (unwatermarked)
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eat your words, eating your words, eat your hat, eating your hat, eat crow, eats crow, eating crow, eat my dust, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, menu, menu option, menu options, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, phrase, phrases, famous phrase, famous phrases, counter, counters

"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC138440
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police, police officer, police officers, hair, conditioner, conditioners, conditioning, moisturize, moisturizes, moisturizing, moisturise, moisturises, moisturising, hate the crime, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, soft, soft hair, thick hair, hair, head of hair, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairstyling