"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"
"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts
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"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."
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"Effective immediately, I will be stepping down. Then back up. Then down."
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"There's nobody in right now. They're all out looking for hanky-panky."
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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
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"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."
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"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."
"You look as if you don't expect fireworks, you act as if you don't expect fireworks, you say you don't expect fireworks. But something tells me you expect fireworks."
1998: A Look Back
"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"
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"And bear in mind that anything you say can be used against you in 'Doonesbury.'"
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The Paula Jones Family of Charities, or, Where That $700,000 will go.
JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY
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Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen
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"Chad is doing product placement on the Simpson trial."
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"It's absolutely marv."
CEO attending a business meeting from prison
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"Has our apologist been alerted?"
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"Meow, but don't quote me on that."
1998: A Look Back - January & February
A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."
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The Letter E
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