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Scares Cartoons
Scares cartoon 1 of 62
"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
Scares cartoon 2 of 62
"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"
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hmo, hmos, h.m.o., h.m.o.s, insurance, medical insurance, healthcare, health care, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucratic nightmare, bureaucratic nightmares, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, horror story, horror stories, medical debt, medical bill, medical billsScares cartoon 3 of 62
Boo!
Scares cartoon 4 of 62
"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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logic, logical, might, mighty, might makes right, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidation tactic, intimidation tactics, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, incorrect, logical fallacy, logical fallaciesScares cartoon 5 of 62
"See? No socialists."
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socialist, socialism, scare, scary, red scare, scares, nightmare, nightmares, mare, socialists, communist, communism, communists, left, leftism, radical, lefty, under the bed, monster, monsters, monsters under the bed, child, children, indoctrination, media, news, newspapers, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, teach, teachingScares cartoon 6 of 62
"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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danger, dangers, dangerous, cat, cats, fish, natural enemy, natural enemies, child, children, boy, boys, little boy, little boys, aquarium, aquariums, threaten, threatens, threatening, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, goldfish, fighting fish, self-control, predator, predators, prey, kid, kids, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet storesScares cartoon 7 of 62
"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."
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results-oriented, jargon, business jargon, euphemism, euphemisms, jerk, jerks, taskmaster, taskmasters, task master, task masters, vice president, vice presidents, v.p., v.p.s, result, results, results-oriented, gobbledegook, threat, threatens, threatening, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frighteningScares cartoon 8 of 62
"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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monster, monsters, monster under bed, monsters under bed, under bed, under your bed, under my bed, scare, scary, scares, bogeyman, boogeyman, old, elderly, old people, old age, fear, fears, chair, chairs, beast, beasts, bogey man, boogey man, favourite chair, favorite chair, favorite chairs, fearful, imaginary, old person, old people, old man, granddad, granddads, grandparents, grandparentScares cartoon 9 of 62
"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
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turnoff, turnoffs, dark road, dark roads, ominous, wrong track, wrong tracks, too late, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, madness, scare, scares, scary, horror, horror film, horror films, horror movie, horror movies, cliche, cliches, academic point, moot point, moot points, mootScares cartoon 10 of 62
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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old mcdonald, old macdonald, farm, farms, farming, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, children's song, childrens song, children's songs, childrens songs, chicken, pig, goat, realization, realisation, mirror, mirrors, self-realisation, self-realization, reality, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations, truth, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frighteningScares cartoon 11 of 62
"Where? Where?"
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shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panicsScares cartoon 12 of 62
A house haunts a man.
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monster, monsters, haunted house, haunted houses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, house, houses, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, real estate, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, scare, scares, scaring, stare, stares, staring, hard stare, hard stares, henpecked, henpecked husband, henpeck, husband, husbands, wife, wives, domestic abuse, domestic violence, controlling behaviour, controlling behavior, smothering wife, smothering wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, relationship problems, controlling relationship, abusive relationship, abusive relationshipsScares cartoon 13 of 62
"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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chinese, cheat, cheats, cheating, international competition, international competitions, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, train, trains, training, training method, training methods, unconventional, unorthodox, race, races, racing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, shark, sharksScares cartoon 14 of 62
"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
Scares cartoon 15 of 62
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
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christian, christians, religion, religions, sin, sinful, sins, repent, he knows, las vegas, city of sin, sin city, sinner, church, churches, service, minister, ministers, priest, priests, confess, confessions, secret, secrets, bible, bibles, vegas, repent, reverend, reverends, scare, scary, scaresScares cartoon 16 of 62
On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyancesScares cartoon 17 of 62
"You don't frighten me, T.J."
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scare, scary, scaring, scares, scared, frighten, frightens, frightening, business, businesses, intimidate, intimidating, intimidates, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, meeting, meetings, flashlight under chin, torch, flashlight, torch under chin, defiant, defy, brave, courage, corporate culture, officesScares cartoon 18 of 62
"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, trench, trenchcoat, trenchcoats, trenches, trench coat, trench coats, dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk, walks, walking, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, tough, tough guy, tough guysScares cartoon 19 of 62
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
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startle, startles, startling, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, spider web, spider webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, web, webs, psychology, common fear, common fears, hypocrites, hypocrite, hypocrisy, halloweenScares cartoon 20 of 62
"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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bad news, ratings, ratings-driven media, news, news story, news stories, newscaster, newscasters, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, tv ratings, news ratings, journalist, journalists, journalism, television journalist, television journalists, television journalism, segue, segues, seguing, transition, transitions, transitioning, fluff piece, fluff piecesScares cartoon 21 of 62
"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
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critic, critics, scare, scares, scaring, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, press conference, press conferences, press briefing, press briefings, interview, interviews, white house, president, presidents, press pool, press pools, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scary story, scary stories, political agenda, political agendas, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, journalist, journalists, journalism, frighten, frightens, frightening, press secretary, press secretariesScares cartoon 22 of 62
A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.
Scares cartoon 23 of 62
"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
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jester, jesters, clown, clowns, class clown, class clowns, court jester, lunatic, lunatics, asylum, asylums, running the asylum, joke, jokes, scary, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, trump, donald trump, scare, scares, power, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, fearful, iron fist, iron fists, ruler, rulers, king, kings, president, presidents, coup, coups, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchyScares cartoon 24 of 62
World's best creepy guy upstairs.
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creep, creeps, creepy, apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, weirdo, weirdos, perv, pervs, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, scare, scares, scary, scariness, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, world's best, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, novelty, honest, honestyScares cartoon 25 of 62
"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."
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hoodie, grim reaper, scare, scary, scythe, grim reapers, frighten, frightens, frightening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, hoodies, sweatshirt, sweatshirts, scares, scared to death, racism, racists, racists, bigot, bigots, bigotry, mankoffMore cartoons with the keyword 'scares'