"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"
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hmo, hmos, h.m.o., h.m.o.s, insurance, medical insurance, healthcare, health care, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, bureaucratic nightmare, bureaucratic nightmares, scary story, scary stories, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, horror story, horror stories, medical debt, medical bill, medical bills"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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logic, logical, might, mighty, might makes right, muscle, muscles, muscleman, musclemen, muscle man, muscle men, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidation tactic, intimidation tactics, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, incorrect, logical fallacy, logical fallacies"See? No socialists."
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socialist, socialism, scare, scary, red scare, scares, nightmare, nightmares, mare, socialists, communist, communism, communists, left, leftism, radical, lefty, under the bed, monster, monsters, monsters under the bed, child, children, indoctrination, media, news, newspapers, indoctrinate, indoctrinates, teach, teaching"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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danger, dangers, dangerous, cat, cats, fish, natural enemy, natural enemies, child, children, boy, boys, little boy, little boys, aquarium, aquariums, threaten, threatens, threatening, fear, fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, goldfish, fighting fish, self-control, predator, predators, prey, kid, kids, pet shop, pet shops, pet store, pet stores"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."
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results-oriented, jargon, business jargon, euphemisms, jerk, jerks, taskmaster, taskmasters, task master, task masters, vice president, vice presidents, v.p., v.p.s, result, results, results-oriented, gobbledegook, threat, threatens, threatening, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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monster, monsters, monster under bed, monsters under bed, under bed, under your bed, under my bed, scare, scary, scares, bogeyman, boogeyman, old, elderly, old people, old age, fear, fears, chair, chairs, beast, beasts, bogey man, boogey man, favourite chair, favorite chair, favorite chairs, fearful, imaginary, old person, old people, old man, granddad, granddads, grandparents, grandparent"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
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turnoff, turnoffs, dark road, dark roads, ominous, wrong track, wrong tracks, too late, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, madness, scare, scares, scary, horror, horror film, horror films, horror movie, horror movies, cliche, cliches, academic point, moot point, moot points, mootOld MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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old mcdonald, old macdonald, farm, farms, farming, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, children's song, childrens song, children's songs, childrens songs, chicken, pig, goat, realization, realisation, mirror, mirrors, self-realisation, self-realization, reality, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations, truth, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening"Where? Where?"
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shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panicsA house haunts a man.
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monster, monsters, haunted house, haunted houses, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, house, houses, home, homes, home buyer, home buyers, real estate, frighten, frightens, frightening, startle, startles, startling, scare, scares, scaring, stare, stares, staring, hard stare, hard stares, henpecked, henpecked husband, henpeck, husband, husbands, wife, wives, domestic abuse, domestic violence, controlling behaviour, controlling behavior, smothering wife, smothering wives, overbearing wife, overbearing wives, relationship problems, controlling relationship, abusive relationship, abusive relationships"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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chinese, cheat, cheats, cheating, international competition, international competitions, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, train, trains, training, training method, training methods, unconventional, unorthodox, race, races, racing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, shark, sharksOn Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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childhood, childhood fear, childhood fears, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, phobic, phobics, irrational fear, irrational fears, fearful, scare, scares, scary, haunted house, haunted houses, halloween, shampoo, shampoos, shampooing, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, snowsuit, snowsuits, hate, hates, pet peeve, pet peeves, annoyance, annoyances"You don't frighten me, T.J."
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scare, scary, scaring, scares, scared, frighten, frightens, frightening, business, businesses, intimidate, intimidating, intimidates, businessman, businessmen, businesspeople, businessperson, meeting, meetings, flashlight under chin, torch, flashlight, torch under chin, defiant, defy, brave, courage, corporate culture, offices"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, trench, trenchcoat, trenchcoats, trenches, trench coat, trench coats, dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk, walks, walking, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, tough, tough guy, tough guys"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
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startle, startles, startling, spider, spiders, arachnid, arachnids, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, frightening, spider web, spider webs, spiderweb, spiderwebs, web, webs, psychology, common fear, common fears, hypocrites, hypocrite, hypocrisy, halloween"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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bad news, ratings, ratings-driven media, news, news story, news stories, newscaster, newscasters, frighten, frightens, frightening, scare, scares, scaring, freak out, freaks out, freaking out, tv ratings, news ratings, journalist, journalists, journalism, television journalist, television journalists, television journalism, segue, segues, seguing, transition, transitions, transitioning, fluff piece, fluff pieces"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
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critic, critics, scare, scares, scaring, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, press conference, press conferences, press briefing, press briefings, interview, interviews, white house, president, presidents, press pool, press pools, campfire, campfires, campfire story, campfire stories, scary story, scary stories, political agenda, political agendas, flashlight, flashlights, torch, torches, journalist, journalists, journalism, frighten, frightens, frightening, press secretary, press secretaries"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
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jester, jesters, clown, clowns, class clown, class clowns, court jester, lunatic, lunatics, asylum, asylums, running the asylum, joke, jokes, scary, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, trump, donald trump, scare, scares, power, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, fearful, iron fist, iron fists, ruler, rulers, king, kings, president, presidents, coup, coups, throne, thrones, monarch, monarchs, monarchyWorld's best creepy guy upstairs.
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creep, creeps, creepy, apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, weirdo, weirdos, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, scare, scares, scary, scariness, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, world's best, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, novelty, honest, honesty