"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"Very scary, Jennifer—does anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?"
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"You have logic, I have Roscoe."
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"See? No socialists."
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"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
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A house haunts a man.
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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"You don't frighten me, T.J."
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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"
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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
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"Thanks, Bruce, for that featherhead item. Now it's back to Ed, with a story that will scare the pants off everyone."
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"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"
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A woman watches hands come out of the washing machine.
"He was once funny ha-ha, but now he's just funny terrifying."
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World's best creepy guy upstairs.
"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."