Need a Great Big Hug.
"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"Now you've got the hang of it!"
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"See? No socialists."
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"I've got a feeling this thing may be even more dangerous than the cat!"
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"Eyeliner is back!"
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"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."
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"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."
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More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
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"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."
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"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
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"It's different when they're yours."
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"For drinks or dinner?"
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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
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"You don't frighten me, T.J."
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