"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."
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affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, adultery, infidelity, unfaithfulness, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married lives, marriages, mistresses, liar, liars, lie, lies, lying, schedule, getting caught, caught out, deception, deceptions, dishonest, dishonesty"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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business, businessman, businessmen, appointment, appointments, meeting, meetings, appointment book, appointment books, schedule, timetable, agenda, not right, wrong, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, problem, problems, lost, confused, wrong place, incorrect, incorrect address, incorrect addresses, wrong address, wrong addresses, forest, forests, woods, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, assistant, assistants, directions, check, double-checkInternal Clocks.
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schedule, schedules, date, dates, late, running late, punctuality, punctual, on time, time, date, dates, relationship, relationships, tardy, gender divide, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, partner, partners, frustrate, frustrating, frustrates, delay, delayed, dating, delaying"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
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secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, administrator, administrators, schedule, schedules, agenda, agendas, death penalty, the death penalty, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death row, on death row, death row inmate, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, full schedule, full schedules, death sentence, the death sentence, execution, executions, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson"Every day at five. Like clockwork."
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drinking, drinker, drinkers, regular, regulars, public house, public houses, pub, bar, customer, customers, clockwork toy, clockwork toys, wind up car, wind up cars, wind up toy, wind up toy, bartender, bartenders, patron, patrons, regular customer, regular customers, clockwork, schedule, schedules, routine, routines, repetitive, repetitiveness"Clear my calendar, Miss Wetzel - I'm feeling ad hoc today."
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spontaneous, spontaneity, ad hoc, spontaneousness, spur of the moment, whim, whims, decision, decisions, calendar, calendars, schedule, schedules, scheduling, secretary, secretaries, boss, bosses, executive, executives, privilege, privileged, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, head honcho, head honchos"Mr. Butler, your ten-o'clock is here."
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lynch mob, lynch mobs, mob, mobs, mobbing, uprise, uprising, rise up, rising up, torches, torch, pitchfork, pitchforks, firebrand, firebrands, vengeance, revenge, angry mob, angry mobs, irate, outrage, outraged, peasant, peasants, underclass, underclasses, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, executive, executives, villager, villagers, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., chief executive, chief executives"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."
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reminder, reminders, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, assistant, assistants, organized, organization, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mother, new mothers, back to work, going back to work, breastfeed, breastfeeds, breastfeeding, breast feed, breast feeds, career, careers, career woman, career women, schedule, schedules, scheduling, tight schedule, tight schedules, feeding schedule, feeding schedules, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, plan, plans, planning, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, dinner, dinners, dinnertime, free time, making plans"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
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musician, musicians, piano, pianos, piano player, piano players, dedicate, dedication, next song, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, dating problems, dating issues, love, loved and lost, scheduling conflict, scheduling conflicts, conflict, conflicts, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, bad timing, bad date, bad dates, mistake, mistakes"You're on our 'to do' list."
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couple, couples, double, double up, double date, dating, socialise, socialising, socialised, socialize, socializing, socialized, visit, visits, visiting, courtesy, courtesies, courteous, friend, friendship, friendships, friendly, companion, companions, plan, planned, planning, plans, to do, to do list, to-do, to-do list, lists, productivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, catch up, catch-up, swinging, schedule, schedules, visit, visiting, visits, modern, modern life, modern world, busy, poly, polyamory, poly-amorous"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
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christmas, christmas day, hectic, schedule, schedules, scheduling, holiday stress, overworked, christmas shopping, gift, gifts, present, presents, stressful, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, xmas, x-mas, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, get back to you, call back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, child, children, lack of perspectiveA line of buses with signs reading: "7 Buses Right Behind This One"; "6 Buses Right Behind This One"; "5 Buses Right Behind This One"
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urban, urban life, city, cities, city life, life in the city, new york, ny, new york city, public transportation, transportation, bus, buses, taking the bus, waiting for a bus, bus station, bus stations, bus stand, bus stands, bus stop, bus stops, passenger, passengers, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, traffic, timing, schedule, schedules, timetable, timetables, sign, signs, street scene, street scenes, line of buses, right behind, directly behind, many buses, come at the same time, come at onceFebruary
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february, winter, cold, snow, rain, cloud, clouds, cloudy, no sun, weather, weather forecast, forecasts, forecast, meteorologist, meteorologists, seasons, season, god, prediction, angel, assistant, assistants, weather patterns, heaven, scheduling, schedule, scheduled"Well! According to my PDA, I've got the rest of the day free!"
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pda, free time, schedule, schedules, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, palmtop computer, computer, computers, tablet, tablets, planner, planners, organiser, organisers, organizer, organizers"How about the eighteenth? That's the day my electronic anklet comes off."
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white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, electronic anklet, ankle bracelet, ankle bracelets, monitor, monitors, house arrest, arrested, under arrest, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, schedule, scheduling, appointment, appointments, law, laws, law and order"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, phone call, phone calls, appointment, appointments, schedule, schedules, scheduling, busy, book, books, author, authors, book signing, writer, writers, media, public, apologize, apology, apologise"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."
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bee, bees, bug, bugs, busy bee, busy bees, schedule, schedules, appointment, appointments, meeting, meetings, hectic, overworked, work/life balance, life/work balance, life-work balance, work-life balance, hectic, hectic lifestyle, over-worked, over working, over-working, hive, hives, entomology, entomologist, entomologists"It's such a bummer, but it looks like I'll have to work for the next thirty or forty years."