Proud parent of a partner at Barnow, Littman, McKenna & Huyck.
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"Mr. Kellwood is looking for someone to assist him in recasting his journals into a form suitable for wider audience. The tone should be urbane, warm, and scholarly—somewhat in the manner of Lewis Thomas, but, of course, about plywood."
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"You're just mad because I found a scholar to back me up."
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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."
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"A final word of thanks to those hard working scholars: The Term-Paper Ghostwriters."
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"Our next award is for spectacular failure."
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Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
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Proud Parents of Underachievers
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How to appear more interesting.
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