An Honest Graduation Photograph
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"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
"Dad, remember how you bungled the Lorton account?"
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"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
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"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."
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"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
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"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."
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"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."
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School of little fish scares big fish
"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"
"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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The First Day Back
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"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
"Boys and girls,...may I call you boys and girls?"
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."
In A Just World
"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
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