"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, pirate, pirates, long john silver, treasure island, literature, robert louis stevenson, book, books, fictional character, fictional characters, arr, math, maths, mathematics, area of a circle, pi, π, r, radius, area, circle, circles, equation, equations, formula, formulas, wordplay, word play, play on words, cliche, cliches, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, math teacher, math teachers, math class, math classes
"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
Tags:elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, modern, modern life, modern world, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love
"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified
"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, raising kids, raising children, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, development, childhood, intelligence, iq, i.q., intelligence quotient, score, scores, chart, charts, normal, average, standardised testing, standardized testing, modern education, modern life
"Jason is cute as a bug, but he sure is one thickheaded little sucker."
"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, conversation, conversations, discussion, discussions, discussion topic, discussion topics, conversation topic, conversations topics, topic, topics, theme, themes, talking, discussing, conversing, small talk, real estate, property, properties, money, school, schools, schooling, education, communication
"We have decided to finance your voyage, Mr. Columbus, even though we are disappointed that you failed to produce your high-school transcripts."
Tags:transcript, transcripts, columbus, christopher columbus, columbus day, ferdinand, queen isabella, navigator, navigators, 1492, audit, audits, personal records, personal information, financier, financiers, sponsor, sponsors, sponsorship, corporate sponsor, corporate sponsors, verification, education history, educational history, schooling
"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
Tags:box, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fighting, fights, ring, boxing ring, promising, test, testing, fitness, writing, intellectual, intellectuals, tests, sport, sports, education, educational, school, schools, schooling, writing, written, difficult, difficulty, combination, combine, chess-boxing, chessboxing, chess boxing
"Wow! The Ukraine, Moldavia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Byelorussia, Tadzhikistan, Kirgizia, Turkmenistan..."
In A Just World
The Knowledge Hut - Formerly P.S. 102
Tags:school, schools, elementary school, elementary schools, schooling, rename, renames, rebrand, rebrands, rebranding, brand, brands, branding, high school, high schools, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing down, knowledge, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, consumerism, consumerist, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements
"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, jacobean, elizabethan, english renaissance, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher meeting, parent-teacher meetings, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, parent's evening, parent's night, meeting the teacher, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, copy, copies, copied, homework, assignment, assignments, cheat, cheater, cheaters, plagiarising, plagiarizing, plagiarism, too good, suspicious, genius, child genius, gifted, gifted child, gifted children, william shakespeare, shakespeare, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets, famous poet, famous poets, conference, conference, meeting, meetings, punishments, literature
A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
Tags:kitchen, kitchens, restaurant, restaurants, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, chef, chefs, culinary arts, culinary, culinary school, cooking school, chef school, education, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, school, schools, schooling, flipping, pancake, pancakes, turning over, spatula, spatulas, pointing, demonstrating
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, student, students, kid, kids, child, children, learning, elementary school, primary school, modern education, modern life, modern children, technology, computer, computers, data, assimilation of data, assimilate data, data assimilation, too much information, word play, wordplay, jargon
"What about business - which branch is that?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, question, questions, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, government, governments, politics, branch, branches, legislative, judicial, executive, business, lobby, lobbies, lobbyist, lobbyists, money, wise
The Marks of Zorro
Tags:masked vigilante, masked vigilantes, vigilante, vigilantes, report card, report cards, school report, school reports, teacher, teachers, classroom, classrooms, schooling, school, schools, grade card, grade cards, grade, grades, grading, average, fencing, fencer, fencers, hero, heroes, average student, average students, bad grade, bad grades, literary character, literary characters
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
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"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, earthling, earthlings, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, education, school, schools, schooling, school district, school districts, school system, school systems, neighbourhood, neighborhood, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, moving, moving house, real estate, property, properties
"Don't you think he should be in a more progressive dog park?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog park, dog parks, dog run, dog runs, fur baby, fur babies, fur child, fur children, fur kid, fur kids, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, development, stages of development, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, progressive, school choice, choosing a school, modern life
"Narrative play is dead."
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"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."
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A Born Politician
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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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"My sister had my homework. The dog ate them both."
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"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."