"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."
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Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?
"I suppose this is goodbye."
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"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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"So! How is everybody today?"
"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
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"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."
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"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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"You realize, of course, that this means war."
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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Genius Grants and Recipients
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"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
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"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
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Science And Religion
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"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."
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"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."
"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"
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"Take us to your most influential power couple."
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"You have a club—use it."
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"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
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"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"
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