Scientific Cartoons

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."

Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?

"I suppose this is goodbye."

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"So! How is everybody today?"

"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."

Evo-Tourists

"Don't mind me, folks. I'm just here to check the sprinkler system."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."

Genius Grants and Recipients

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

Science And Religion

"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"You have a club—use it."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"We're Quietly Confident That It Smells Of Cinnamon"