Scientifically Cartoons

"I suppose this is goodbye."

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

Evo-Tourists

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

Genius Grants and Recipients

"He's not seeing anyone right now, due to the curvature of the earth."

"If we're all just energy, then why don't I have any?"

"You have a club—use it."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Intelligent Design

Well, that was a total waste of time!

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Go. Evolve. Don't worry about us."

"I think that once we invented finger food we pretty much took it easy."

The Evolution of Insurance

"Welcome 1,000,000,000th Evolving Fish"

"Trust me, you're going to be very happy you brought along legal representation."

"What year is this?" "A very early one."

"Because I've already said all I can say in this particular medium."

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"It's a helluva lot less humid."

"Gee, evolution is slow."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."