Scientist Cartoons

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."

"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."

"Bring me a stem cell."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."

Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"I suppose this is goodbye."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."

"So! How is everybody today?"

"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"

"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."

"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."

"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."

"We'll take it."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"