"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."
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"The research shows that rats who comment on-line are dumber than rats who don't."
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"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
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Tonite 5-8: Is string theory bullshit?
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison
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"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."
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"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"So! How is everybody today?"
"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"
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"And it should take no more than fifteen minutes for you to begin experiencing the first pleasant symptoms of arousal."
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"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."
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"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"I bet you feel pretty ridiculous bringing that wind chime."
"We'll take it."
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"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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"It's alive! It's nearly impossible to tell the difference, but it's alive!"