"What the hell happened in P.E.?"
"You were entirely too friendly with the Hendricksons."
Tags:scold, scolds, scolding, cat, cats, unfriendly, friendly, friendliness, overly friendly, too friendly, overfamiliar, over-familiar, over-familiarity, living room, living rooms, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, fickle, hot and cold, run hot and cold, runs hot and cold, personable, tell off, tells off, telling off
Portuguese Mom of War
Tags:mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, man o' war, man of war, portuguese, sting, stings, stinging, jellyfish, jellyfishes, drift, drifts, drifting, responsibility, take responsibility, taking responsibility, proactive, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, irresponsible, irresponsibility, proactivity
"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."
Tags:financial statement, financial statements, tuition, tuition fee, tuition fee, university, universities, college, colleges, college fund, college funds, university fund, university funds, potential, dean, deans, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, shame, shames, shaming, guilt, guilts, guilting
"Smokey The Tree"
Tags:smoking, smoker, smokers, smoking ban, public smoking ban, don't smoke, no smoking, lighting up, tobacco, tree, trees, forest, forests, woods, nature, forest fire, forest fires, scolding, scold, scolds, awareness, public service announcement, public service announcements, psa, p.s.a., dangerous, risky, wildfire, wildfires
"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"
Tags:psychologist, psychologists, fear, fears, phobia, phobias, dog, dogs, couch, couches, sofa, sofas, furniture, sit, sits, sitting, forbidden, complex, complexes, guilt, guilt complex, guilt complexes, irrational fear, irrational fears, chair, chairs, good dog, good dogs, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental block, mental blocks, scold, scolding, scolded, dog person, dog people
"What have you been up to?"
Tags:tall tale, tall tales, long story, long stories, tale, tales, story, stories, come home late, coming home late, wife, wives, scold, scolds, scolding, nag, nags, nagging, return home, returning home, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, police line, police lines, husband, husbands, late night, late nights, late, tardy, tardiness, punctual, punctuality
"Even when you were a baby you wouldn't eat."
Tags:picky eater, picky eaters, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feed, feeds, feeding, feeder, feeders, overfeed, overfeeds, overfeeding, eat, eats, eating, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilty, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, intrusive, butt in, butts in, butting in, son, sons
"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
Tags:lecture, lectures, grace, say grace, saying grace, family dinner, family dinners, scold, scolds, scolding, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, passive aggression, dinner, dinners, dinner table, dinner tables, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, discipline, disciplines, disciplines, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, smart alec, smart aleck, smart alecks, smartass, smartasses
"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."
Tags:whine, whines, whining, nag, nags, nagging, complain, complains, complaining, negotiation, negotiations, parent, parents, parenting, toddler, toddlers, candy, snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, dealmaker, dealmakers, deal maker, deal makers, negotiator, negotiators, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, family therapy
"Act your birth order!"
Tags:child, children, baby, babies, kid, kids, sibling, siblings, older sibling, older siblings, younger sibling, younger sibling, older child, older children, younger child, younger children, age, act your age, immature, birth order, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, raising a child, raising children, grow up, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, motherhood, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off
"I heard that."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, i heard that, scolding, nagging, shooting, shoot, gesture, gestures, gun, guns, good hearing, hearing, heard, sixth sense, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, ending an argument, the last word, getting the last word in, anger, angry, lashing out
"You just don't get it, do you?"
Tags:harpy, harpies, minotaur, minotaurs, myth, myths, mythological creature, mythological creatures, scold, scolds, scolding, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, relationship, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spat, spats, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing
"Please hold my calls and disregard any cries for help."
Tags:cry for help, cries for help, crying for help, berate, berates, berating, boss, bosses, manager, managers, chew out, chews out, chewing out, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, snivel, snivelling, hold my calls, executive, executives, mean, cruel, cruelty, tongue-lashing, tongue-lashings, yell, yells, yelling, shout, shouts, shouting, scold, scolds, scolding, beat, beats, beating, beatings, violent, violence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporation, corporations, corporate culture
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, puppy, puppies, drawing, drawings, bad drawing, bad drawings, art, bad art, sketch, sketches, bad sketches, artist, artists, bad dog, bad dogs, scold, scolding, tell off, telling off, cartoons, doodle, doodles
"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, destroy, destroying, ruin, ruining, damage, damaging, chew, chewing, ripping, destroyed, damaged, ruined, ripped, chewed, bad dog, bad dogs, scolding, telling off, suggest, suggesting, suggestion, suggestions, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, reinvent, reinventing, reinvention, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-help, change, changing, life, life changes, psychology, mental health, turning over a new leaf, personal development, personal improvement, improving
"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, scolding, telling off, punishments, bad boy, good boy, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, gift, gifts, present, presents, toy, toys, education toy, educational toys, good or bad, list, lists, modern life
"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mommy, mum, mums, mummy, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, park, parks, playground, playgrounds, playing, scolding, scold, telling off, angry, anger, reprimand, reprimanding, mad, voice, voices, tone of voice, calm, weird, strange, unusual
"We are all fed up with you doing these damn power breakfasts at home."
Tags:power breakfast, power breakfasts, meeting, meetings, family, families, breakfast, scolding, scold, nag, nagged, nagging, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood
"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
Tags:married life, married lives, tease, teases, teasing, mess, messes, neat, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, messy bedroom, messy bedrooms, strip, strips, stripping, entice, entices, variety, introduce variety, introducing variety
"Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick - What am I going to do with you, Bob?"
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
Tags:nothing right, everything wrong, pet, pets, excuse, excuses, nag, nagging, nagged, nags, rage, raging, rages, enraged, fishwife, fish wife, aggression, aggressive, channel, channelling, domestic, domestic pets, high standard, high standards, standards, impossible, hard to please, to please, bad dog, bad, bad bad, scold, scolding, nostalgia, trauma, tail between his legs, scold, scolding, scolded, clash, absurd, absurd image
Mothers Without Borders
"Please don't dump all this on me at once. I just swan in from the sea of Japan."
Tags:stressed, stress, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, tired, exhausted, scolding, scolded, fishes, fish, animal, animals, father, fathers, dad, dads, fatherhood, fathering, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, daughter, daughters, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering
"Eat your broccoli!"
Tags:home cook, home cooks, home cooking, diner, diners, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, restaurant, mom, moms, mom's, home cooked meal, home cooked meals, nag, nags, nagging, vegetables, broccoli, scold, scolds, scolding, admonish, admonishes, motherly, motherly advice, admonishing, healthy eating, health food, health foods, mother, mothers, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting