Scripts Cartoons

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Daddy, tell me a pilot."

"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."

"It's not difficult - you go 'Hi,' then 'Ho,' then the name of your horse."

"You denounce the scourge of American imperialism, reject the authority of the U.N. and the World Bank, and then a little joke."

"I couldn't tell if it was a fable or it was badly written."

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Awaiting a Call from the New Administration

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Great money scenes!"

"Could we make this a little more derivative."

Exeunt

"We are in the bear's house. Goldilocks has just eaten a bowl of porridge. Papa Bear enters."

Scrip Doctor

"If Neil Simon's going to keep writing them, we're going to keep seeing them."

"That's Jeremy. He never deviates from his prepared text."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"Stick to the script, Larry."

"Damn it, Eddie, you told me this script was stupid."

"May we have a moment, your honor. My client hasn't quite memorized the script."

"Overly scripted."