"But that's what being an artist is—feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy."
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Pushing Man Bookshelf
The Think Tank
"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."
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"Get dressed and sculpt something already."
Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.
"They have extraordinary taste."
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Masterpieces from The Golden Age of Tax-Deductible Contributions
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Donald Trump Bust
A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.
"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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"Careful now. It's fragile."
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Lacks Structure and Meaning
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"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."
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"You want to run a tab?"
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"I had a bit of a quiet day, so I sculpted you in butter."
"I'll take it."
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The Sculptor's Girlfriend
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A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.
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"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
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