"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, unexpected, guest, guests, doctor, doctors, knife, knives, jewish, jewish people, party, parties, dinner party, dinner parties, bar mitzvah, knives, sharp, cut, cutting, circumcision, shpasik, jtoons"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, prison, prisons, jail, jails, sentence, sentencing, sentences, negotiate, negotiation, con, conning, conned, cons, bargain, bargains, crime, criminal, criminals, prisoner, prisoners, life imprisonment, life sentence, life"Thank goodness you're here - I can't accomplish anything unless I have a deadline."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, businessman, working from home, work from home, deadline, deadlines, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinators, final, final deadline, under pressure, pressure, office, office drone, working life, work life, working from home, work from home, home office, home offices, covid-19, coronavirus, self-isolate, self-isolation"Sometimes I give myself the creeps."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, creeps, the creeps, bars, bar fly, heart to heart, honest, open up, opening, opening up, vulnerable, vulnerable, masculinity, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drink, drinking, drown, sorrows, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"You simply must meet my husband."
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grim reaper, angel of death, death, scythe, scythes, husband, husbands, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, mariticide, introduce, introduces, introduction, introductions, introducing, wife, wives, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murderess, murderesses, upper class, upper classes, murder mystery, murder mysteries"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, food, meal, meals, dish, dishes, pasta, muerta, today's special, menu, menus, death, dead, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, word play, wordplay"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
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death, deaths, grim reaper, grim-reaper, grim reapers, grim-reapers, lottery, lotteries, unlucky, awkward, awkwardness, millionaire, millionaires, tragic, tragedy, dying, dies, scythe, lucky, win, winning, jackpot, jack-pot, jackpots, jack-pots, money, pass away, typical"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, scythe, scythes, shaver, shavers, razor, razors, facial hair, men, man, commercial, commercials, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, marketing, slogan, slogans, closer, smoother, cleanerDeath Takes A Time-Share
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, time share, timeshare, time-share, holiday, holidays, holiday home, beach house, sea front, beach hut, summer house, summer home, vacation home, vacation, vacations, out of office, on leave, relax, relaxes, relaxing"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, save the date, save-the-date, knock, knocked, visit, visiting, visited, visits, scythe, scythes, bad omen, omen, omens, bad omens, portent, portents, spectre, spirituality, afterlife, life after death, soul, souls, warning, warnings, invite, invitation, invitations, fate, fatalism"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
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party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"Can you give me a minute? There are a few key people I want to take along with me."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, exec, executive, executives, down with me, hell, hellish, corporate, corporations, management, staff, staffing, delay, delaying, excuses, vicious, viciously, time has come, businessman, businessmen, chief, chief executive, chief exec"If we hurry, you might still make this Sunday's 'Times' obits."
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acceptance, accept, accepts, accepting, exec, execs, executive, executives, businessman, business man, office drone, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, obituary, obit, obits, news, newspaper, newspapers, papers, sunday paper, sunday news, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life"Look familiar?"
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death, deaths, dying, grim reaper, scythe, scythes, sickle, sickles, court, courts, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, legal, cross-examination, cross-examinations, smoking gun, smoking guns, mortality, judge, judges, defense, courtroom, courtrooms, murder, murders"Welcome Death, Inc."
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death, dead, dying, die, died, dies, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reaping, reap, reaps, grimme, scythe, scythes, hooded, hood, black, black robes, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, introduction, intro, introduce, introduced, business, businesses, welcome, welcomes, inc, corporate, corporation, corporate mixer, mixer, mixers, party, parties, after work, after hours, office mixer, office mixers, incorporated, big business, character, characters"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, whisk, whisks, mixer, mixers, baker, bakers, baking, dessert, desserts, change, career change, career changes, mid-life crisis, changing direction, change of direction, new direction, new directions, branching out, trying something new, finding your passion, passion, passions, passionate"You'll be happy to know that race played no part in this decision."
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, politically, politically correct, pc, p c, political correctness, race, racism, civil, civil rights, egalitarian, equal, equals, equality, equalities, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern lifeGrim reaper putting on a dinner jacket in order to go into a fancy restaurant where jackets are required
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death, dead, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, jacket, jacket required, required, requirement, requirements, rule, rules, dinner jacket, dinner jackets, suit, suits, tuxedo, tuxedos, black tie, black-tie, dresscode, dresscodes, dress-code, dress-codes, dress code, dress codes, fancy, formal, expensive, restaurant, restaurants, dinner, dinners, staff, scythe, scythes, wealth, wealthy, last supper, club, clubs, country club, country clubs, can't escape deathGrim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes
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death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life, chore, chores, hierarchy, earn, earning it, climb, climbing, career ladder, ladder, internship, paid internship, internships, unpaid internships, work experience, career, careersThe Grim Reaper Keeps Fit
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dead, death, died, die, dying, grim reaper, reaper, scythe, grave, graves, horror, treadmill, tread mill, exercise, exercises, health, healthy, medical, fitness, fit, fitness class, gym, gyms, gym rat, physical, physical health, wellbeing, well-being, well being, run, running, cardio, cardios, weight, weight loss