Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure
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"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
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"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."
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The Ungooglable Man
"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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"There, there! Two, maybe three doors down. Someone has an idea!"
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"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."
Life is a bitch and then you die.
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"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"Always the last place you look."
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"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"
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"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."
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"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
The Tiny Phone.
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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."
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"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"
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"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."
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"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
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"I keep the good truth in the back."
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"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."
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