"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
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"We've changed our investment strategy."
"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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"There, there! Two, maybe three doors down. Someone has an idea!"
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"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."
Life is a bitch and then you die.
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"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."
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"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"
"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"
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"Have you seen my pistol, Honey-bun?"
The Tiny Phone.
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"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"
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"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"
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"I keep the good truth in the back."
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"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."
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"Don't play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!"
"Tell Washington we've lost Osama bin What's-His-Name's trail."
"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"
"Have you seen my castanets?"
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"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."
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"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."
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Before the Internet
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Information booth consisting of internet search engines
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An owl searches for a pussycat.