Searching Cartoons

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

The Ungooglable Man

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

"We've changed our investment strategy."

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Life is a bitch and then you die.

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Lost Pigeon.

"Always the last place you look."

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

The Tiny Phone.

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

Passengers checking for their train

"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."

"Why won't you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"