Searching Cartoons

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I just feel fortunate to live in a world with so much disinformation at my fingertips."

The Ungooglable Man

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

"We've changed our investment strategy."

"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

Life is a bitch and then you die.

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

"I hope you like sports metaphors."

Lost Pigeon.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Always the last place you look."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"How's the self-diagnosis coming?"

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

The Tiny Phone.

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

Passengers checking for their train

"He has no distinguishing features,really, but you can't miss him."

"Have you tried looking in the ocean?"