"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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"It lets me be me."
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"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
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Sunblock - A Novel
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"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
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"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
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"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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Greetings From Downer Beach.
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"I love it when something has many uses."
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Tags:chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, rook, rooks, pawn, pawns, knight, knights, bishop, bishops, king, kings, queen, queens, dressing up, checkmate, beach, beaches, seasside, seashore, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, sculpture, sculptures
"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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"I should have known - I hate the beach."
"Well Earned Vacation"
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A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water
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A woman stands on a beach watching an airplane going by pulling a banner that reads "Debbie, I have a problem with intimacy - Tony".
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Rising Sea Levels - An Alternative Theory
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"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
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