"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."
"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."
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A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."
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"Hey, great ab!"
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"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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School Trip To The Beach
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"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"
"It lets me be me."
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"You notice nobody gives a damn about beached minnows."
Tags:shark, sharks, fear, fears, irony, ironic, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, seaside, seasides, seashore, seashores, beach, beaches, sand, sandy, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, scare, scared, scares, scary, personified, personification, join in, joining in, panic, panicked, panicking, panics
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"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."
Tags:beach, beaches, seashore, seaside, sand, sandcastle, sandcastles, playing, building, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, family, families, development, stages of development, childhood, small motor skills, large motor skills, fine motor skills, gross motor skills, spatial awareness, hand-eye coordination, hand-eye co-ordination, psychobabble, talent, talents, skill, skills, growing up, team, teams, working together, teamwork, modern life
"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"
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"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, weekend, weekends, relax, relaxation, leisure, leisurely, psychology, seaside, coast, coastal, personality, personalities, thought, thoughts, deep thought, subconscious
"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."
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"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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Greetings From Downer Beach.
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"I love it when something has many uses."
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"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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"I should have known - I hate the beach."
"Well Earned Vacation"
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