Heaven- A Gated Community
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heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sins, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate"We fixed the main leak that was destabilizing our government."
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destabilize, destabilizing, trump, president trump, president donald trump, lea, leaks, leaking, leaker, leakers, blabbermouth, secret, secrets, state secret, state secrets, volatile, volatility, loose cannon, insecure, security, national security, government secret, government secrets, unstable, instability, liability, liabilities"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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business, businessman, business man, business men, businessmen, tree, trees, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plan, houseplants, office plant, office, offices, exec, executive, manager, managers, managerial, management, security, secure, director, directors, interior, minimal, interiors, interior design, empty, room, rooms, unfriendly"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank heist, bank heist, hold-up, hold-ups, robbery, robberies, heist, heist, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bank clerk, bank clerks, crime, criminal, criminals, internet crime, web crime, hacking, hacker, hackers, computer, computers, computer hacker, computer hackers, web hacker, security hacker, security hackers, computer security, security, internet security, internet, social issue, modern life, modern, online banking, money, easy, technology, online, steal, stealing"Security is lax on this side."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, security, siege, sieges, secure, safe, safety, lax, prioritised, priorities, focus, focussing, focusing, filling the gaps, gaps, hole, holes, gap"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
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kid, kids, child, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, security, terrorism, security check, security checks, suspicious, suspicious person, suspicious people, backpack, backpacks, bag check, bag checks, bag checking, untrustworthy, trustworthiness, security check, security checks, mother, mothers"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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antidepressant, antidepressants, anti-depressant, anti-depressants, happy pill, happy pills, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, family life, family-life, kid, kids, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, insecurity, insecurities, security, self esteem, mental health, mental illness, mental illnesses, mental state, mental states"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, happiness, happy, depression, mental health, sadness, sad, unhappy, security, frisk, frisking, search, searching, screening, protection, secret service, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, guard, guards, government, governments, terrorism, modern life"You. You. And you."
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heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, god, watching, leak, leaks, leaked, transgression, transgressions, sins, know, knowing, everything, surveillance, under surveillance, no privacy, invasion of privacy, security, entering heaven"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
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protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatryMany walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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home, homes, house, houses, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, beware, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, fence, fences, protection, guarding, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, litigation, litigious, lawsuit, lawsuits, home security, personal security, crime"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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accounting, accounts, accountants, number crunching, number cruncher, thug, thugs, security, motivation, motivator, office, boss, boss' office, boss's office, number people, number person, business, accounting business, businesses, accounting businesses, accounting firm, accounting firms, order, ordering, orders, office bully, office bullying, bully bullying, workplace bullying"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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cardigan, cardigans, fashion, fashions, clothes, clothing, luggage, suitcase, suit case, pack, packed, packing, travel, travelling, travelling light, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourism, airport, airports, airport security, security, tsa, customs, customs official, officials, bureaucracy, just following the rules, following the rules, nosy, nosiness, search, searching, mess, messy, comment, judging, judging, secure, secured, underpack, overpack, under packed, over packed, under prepare, under prepared, over prepare, over prepared, be prepared, preparation, planning, planned, plan ahead, planSnowman going through airport security
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airport, airports, international airport, international airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, snowman, snowmen, carrot, carrots, carrot nose, carrot noses, scarf, scarfs, tray, trays, put all your belongings in the tray, going through airport security, going through security"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."
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art, art gallery, art galleries, gallery, galleries, museum, museums, art museum, art museums, security, security guard, security guards, staff, guard, guards, job, jobs, work, motivation, lazy, no motivation, phoning it in, tired, no effort, no enthusiasm, noticed, notice, unnoticeable"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
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gun, guns, rifle, rifles, assault rifle, assault rifles, assault-rifle, assault-rifles, protect, protection, family, families, security, secure, second amendment, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, gun control, gun-control, gun regulation, gun regulations, self-defense, self defense, defending, protects, circular, illogical"I understand they have some lovely things."
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protection, security, security system, security systems, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, cctv, closed circuit television, home defence, home defense, armed, secure, protected, safety, safe, protect, guard, guards, guardian, guardians, gate, gates, locked, alarm, alarms, burglar alarm, burglar alarms, wealthy, rich, affluent, well-off, the one percent, the 1%, home, homes, house, houses, mansion, mansions, estate, estates, property, properties"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, case, cases, crime, criminal, criminals, suspect, suspects, accused, police, police officer, police officers, security, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barrister, judge, judges, comb, combs, hair, hairdo, hairstyle, messy, messy hair, messed up, bad hair day, personal appearance, style, styles, covered, hide, hidden, face, faces, identity, tv, tvs, television, televisions, camera, cameras, news"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art, vase, vases, antique, antiques, priceless, original, accident, accidents, broken, smashed, damaged, copy, copies, fake, fakes, counterfeit, counterfeits, fix, problem, problems, mistake, mistakes, replace, replacement, replacements, gift shop, gift shops, director, directors, security, security guard, security guards, cover-up, cover-ups, cover up, cover ups, deception"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."
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gun, guns, gun culture, gun violence, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, school shooting, school shootings, machine gun, machine guns, semi-automatic, semi-automatics, security, home security, security blanket, security blankets, safety, illusion of safety, regress, regresses, regressing, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, second amendment, 2nd amendment, patient, patients, gun nut, gun nutsA dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cowboy, cowboys, wild west, western, westerns, old west, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, armed, armed response, holster, holsters, military, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, officer, officers, firearms unit, firearm units, armed unit, armed units, violence, violent, security, guard dog, guard dogs, guarding, law enforcement"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, entering heaven, good deed, good deeds, requirement, requirements, admission, bureaucracy, security, cavity search, cavity searches, security screening, security screenings, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy