Security Cartoons

"You know, you can do this just as easily online."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC121796
High Res:
3665x2922 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bank, banks, bank robbery, bank robberies, bank heist, bank heist, hold-up, hold-ups, robbery, robberies, heist, heist, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, bank clerk, bank clerks, crime, criminal, criminals, internet crime, web crime, hacking, hacker, hackers, computer, computers, computer hacker, computer hackers, web hacker, security hacker, security hackers, computer security, security, internet security, internet, social issue, modern life, modern, online banking, money, easy, technology, online, steal, stealing

Heaven- A Gated Community

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC33270
High Res:
2326x1859 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, gates of heaven, christianity, christian, judaism, gated community, gated communities, exclusive community, exclusive communities, sin, sins, sinners, denied entry, denied access, death, security, secure community, secure communities, wealth, privilege, property, properties, expensive property, expensive properties, exclusive property, expensive housing, exclusive housing, exclusive, exclusion, exclusive properties, unaffordable, unaffordable property, unaffordable properties, unaffordable housing, real estate, sign, signs, signage keep out, gate, gates, ornate gates, secure, protected, rejected, protect, protection, reject, rejection, pearly gates, pearly gate

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124075
High Res:
4539x2961 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC42336
High Res:
2000x1500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
accounting, accounts, accountants, number crunching, number cruncher, thug, thugs, security, motivation, motivator, office, boss, boss' office, boss's office, number people, number person, business, accounting business, businesses, accounting businesses, accounting firm, accounting firms, order, ordering, orders, office bully, office bullying, bully bullying, workplace bullying

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC124406
High Res:
3325x3193 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cardigan, cardigans, fashion, fashions, clothes, clothing, luggage, suitcase, suit case, pack, packed, packing, travel, travelling, travelling light, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, tourism, airport, airports, airport security, security, tsa, customs, customs official, officials, bureaucracy, just following the rules, following the rules, nosy, nosiness, search, searching, mess, messy, comment, judging, judging, secure, secured, underpack, overpack, under packed, over packed, under prepare, under prepared, over prepare, over prepared, be prepared, preparation, planning, planned, plan ahead, plan

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC25405
High Res:
2273x1889 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, businessman, business man, business men, businessmen, tree, trees, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plan, houseplants, office plant, office, offices, exec, executive, manager, managers, managerial, management, security, secure, director, directors, interior, minimal, interiors, interior design, empty, room, rooms, unfriendly

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC38865
High Res:
2381x2566 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism

"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC28769
High Res:
2085x1821 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gun, guns, gun culture, gun violence, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, school shooting, school shootings, machine gun, machine guns, semi-automatic, semi-automatics, security, home security, security blanket, security blankets, safety, illusion of safety, regress, regresses, regressing, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, second amendment, 2nd amendment, patient, patients, gun nut, gun nuts

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC25208
High Res:
2071x1613 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
masculine, masculinity, dog, dogs, doggos, doggo, insecurity, security, comfortable, men, macho, machismo, pet, pets, fashion, fashions, poodle, poodles, french poodle, manly, manliness, male, maleness, insecurities, insecure, secure in his masculinity, talking, discussion, gender, gender roles

"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC134562
High Res:
2935x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
security, ipad, ipads, tablet, tablets, computer tablet, computer tablets, smart device, smart devices, security, secure, secures, securing, password, passwords, outmoded, outdated, old equipment, old device, old devices, security risk, security risks, luddite, luddites

"You. You. And you."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC29726
High Res:
2228x1994 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god

"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC123902
High Res:
3955x4024 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian

"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC121000
High Res:
3000x2336 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gun, guns, rifle, rifles, assault rifle, assault rifles, assault-rifle, assault-rifles, protect, protection, family, families, security, secure, second amendment, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, gun control, gun-control, gun regulation, gun regulations, self-defense, self defense, defending, protects, circular, illogical

"Security's really tight in this building."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC128411
High Res:
4204x3237 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
office, office work, offices, office workers, office worker, business, business man, business men, security, secure, security measure, security measures, security gone mad, over secure, too secure, wall, walls, bricks, brick, blocked entry, blocked entryway, safe as houses, brick wall, brick walls, tight security, overzealous, over reaction, overreaction, over-reaction, over react, overreact, over-react

"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31302
High Res:
2201x1858 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
technology, relationships, dating, security, security device, security devices, car security, car alarm, car alarms, disable, disables, date, dates, alarm system, alarm systems, personal security, private security, security officer, security officers, casual encounter, casual encounters, mankoff

"You sure this is bulletproof?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC39449
High Res:
2998x2423 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime and criminals, bulletproof, bathing suits, organized crime, leisure, vacations, violence, organised crime, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, bulletproof vest, bulletproof vests, swimsuit, swimsuits, swim suit, swim suits, tight clothes, tight clothing, security, paranoid, paranoia, mankoff

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC143459
High Res:
3088x2717 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gun, guns, gun owner, gun owners, second amendment, gun nut, gun nuts, 2nd amendment, gun store, gun stores, home protection, home security, pistol, pistols, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, handgun, handguns, security, protection, added protection, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings

"That dead person is still on our lawn."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC43327
High Res:
2085x1702 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dead, dead person, dead people, corpse, corpses, death, lawn, lawns, neighbourhood security, neighborhood security, neighborhood watch, neighbourhood watch, security, crime, undesirable, undesirables, judgement, judgemental, judgment, judgments

Home Protected by 2nd Amendment Scholar

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC139124
High Res:
3093x2195 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
amendment, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, second amendment, home, firearms, guns, gun, rights, supreme court, militia, free state, keep and bear arms, bear arms, arms, infringed, security, protected, sarcasm, sarcastic, home security, security system, security systems, gun owner, gun nut, gun nuts

"Congratulations! You just withdrew $100! How would you like to share this news?"

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC142180
High Res:
5700x3658 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
atm, atms, a.t.m., atm machine, atm machines, automated teller machine, automated teller machines, cash machine, cash machines, bank machine, bank machines, cash point, cash points, money machine, money machines, money, cash, withdraw, withdrawal, bank, banks, banking, bank account, bank accounts, share, sharing, oversharing, social media, social network, social networking, privacy, internet privacy, invasion of privacy, security, modern life, millennial, millennials

"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC143024
High Res:
3088x2950 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
nsa, surveillance, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, cameras, cctv, camera, security camera, security, privacy, personal privacy, big, brother, orwellian, waiting room, waiting-room, fidget, fidgeting, fidgety, itch, itching, itchy, itches, lice, headlice, head-lice, head lice, louse, private, privacy policy, privacy policies, surgeon, surgery, consultant, doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, security cam, health, healthy, illness, sick, sickness, ill, get well, get well soon

"Try 'Open underscore sesame.' "

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC140795
High Res:
2996x2738 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ali baba, forty thieves, ali baba and the forty thieves, one thousand and one nights, literature, cave, caves, open sesame, underscore, magic words, magic word, magical phrase, password, passwords, security, internet security, protection, complicated password, complicated passwords, intricate password, intricate passwords, computer, computers, computer password, computer passwords, technology, modern life, phrase, arabian nights

"I feel like my best passwords are already behind me."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141171
High Res:
5700x4924 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
password, passwords, internet, internet problems, good ideas, best ideas, new ideas, running out of ideas, technology, privacy, internet privacy, security, internet security, protect, protection, new password, new passwords, forgotten password, forget password, modern life, modern problems, online, website, websites, internet password, internet passwords, computer, computers, computer password, computer passwords, writers block, writer's block, account, accounts

"There goes your knighthood."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC129377
High Res:
2972x3201 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, royal, royal, royalty, sovereign, sovereigns, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, ruler, rulers, throne, knight, knights, guard, guards, guardian, guardians, dead, death, stab, stabbed, kill, killed, killer, murder, murderer, murdered, accident, mistake, knighthood, title, spear, weapon, assassinate, assassinated, assassin, protection, security, stab in the back, history, historical, medieval

"Let me try mine. It's made in China."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC142131
High Res:
3088x2704 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airline pilot, pilot, army, personnel, decorated, decorated officer, officer, official, armed forces, sergeant, corporal, major, general, generals, door, doors, card, key card, keycard, key cards, keycards, made in china, quality, manufacturing, manufacturing quality, quality assurance, lock, locked, locked out, technology, tech, security, secure, quality check, qa, q a, q.a, build quality, chinese industry, industry, china, chinese, american industry, industrial, mass produce, mass produced, mass-produce, mass-production, industrial superiority, made in america, made in, american manufacturing, manufactured, manufactured in america