Heaven- A Gated Community
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"We fixed the main leak that was destabilizing our government."
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"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."
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"You know, you can do this just as easily online."
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"Security is lax on this side."
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"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
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"Of course your daddy loves you. He's on Prozac - he loves everybody."
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
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"You. You. And you."
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"Nobody 'leaked' your transgressions, Mister. We know everything up here."
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"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
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Many walks past "Beware of our lawyer".
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"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."
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"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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Snowman going through airport security
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"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."
"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."
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"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."
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A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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"Well, all your good deeds appear to be in order - now all that's left is the cavity search."
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