"You. You. And you."
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"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."
"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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Tags:security, security guard, security, metal detector, scanner, body scanners, santa, santa claus, father christmas, christmas, christmas time, santas grotto, santa's grotto, modern life, modern attitudes, mall santa, mall, malls, shopping malls, shopping mall, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centre, full body scanner, security body scanner, over cautious, overcautious, elf, elves, santa's elves, santas elves, north pole, the north pole
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
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"Excuse me, sir. May I see some identification?"
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"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
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"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."
"That's Kevin, my security-guy."
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"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."
Mom Wears Her 'Security' Shirt To The Birthday Party
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"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
"Could I have a word with someone in building security?"
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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
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A couple looks at a security guard with his arms behind his back standing beside a painting depicting him from behind holding a glass of wine and a cigarette in his hands.
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"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."
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Caribbean Airport Security
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Revealing Airport Security
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"Security should have given you a more thorough patdown."
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Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque
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"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"
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Tags:sheepdog, sheepdogs, shepherd, shepherds, security guard, security guards, security camera, security cameras, sheep, sheeps, flock, flocks, herd, herds, sheep dog, sheep dogs, sheep-dog, sheep-dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, working dog, working dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, surveillance, security surveillance