Security Guards Cartoons

Security Guards Cartoons

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"You. You. And you."

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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"

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"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."

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"They do have a calming presence."

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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."

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"I hope no one's noticed, but I am totally phoning it in today."

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Human Evolution

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"Could I have a word with someone in building security?"

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"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

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"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

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"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"

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"Excuse me, sir. May I see some identification?"

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"This isn't about your stealing anything. It's about your not buying anything."

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"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

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Sheepdog Security

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"Do you have any idea who I am?"

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"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

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All visitors must be frisked

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A couple looks at a security guard with his arms behind his back standing beside a painting depicting him from behind holding a glass of wine and a cigarette in his hands.

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"You two are fired as security guards. Now gather up your things and escort each other from the building."

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Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

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Castle Security

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"The employer-employee bond is sometimes difficult to sever."

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"Oh, oh...here comes trouble."

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Entering the Upper East Side - Visitors Must Sign In

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