Seers Cartoons

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"All I know is she has unlimited access."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"You will have a nice day."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Your car is being hot-wired."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

Fortune teller singes man's forehead.

"Being a psychic is hard. But I knew it would be hard."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. You're telling me that this whole time you've just been making up the horoscopes?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You like people and people respond to that."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."