"I don't know - the minute I figured out how to make it self-aware it realized it was naked, ran, and hid from me."
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"I've finally learned to live with myself - you're next."
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"He always makes a fool of himself when he addresses the nation."
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"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"
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"Don't bother waiting up tonight. I've got my wine-awareness group."
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"We're planning a big celebration since the stone age will be two million years old next month."
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"I'm looking to hire someone who can be acquiescent without making me uncomfortably aware of it."
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Cartesian Chopped Liver
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Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself
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"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."
Zoo patrons look at each other behind bars.
"God, I look ridiculous."
"My name is Howard and I can't get enough of standing in front of people and explaining how I'm not addicted to anything."
"I can't talk right now- I'm about to do something really stupid."
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