"I love the new me, Virginia."
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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Valentines for Oneself.
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"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"
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A robot standing in a bathroom with a hand mirror in his hand inserting new batteries into the back of his head.
"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."
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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
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"They're for emotional protection."
Recipes for comfort drinks.
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"Nice job, but I think I'll stick to worshipping my body."
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"...and it was at this point that I started taking better care of myself."
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"It's a recipe for self-care."
When clones go bad
"Everything I know about self-care, I learned from you."
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"I'll get up in negative five minutes."