"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
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A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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"Lately I've been getting into compassion."
"My issues! Read all about it!"
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"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
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New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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The Bisque Narcissus.
His and Hers
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"Every man for himself!"
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"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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"You know what, Ira? You've had a rough day. Don't make me part of it."
"I'm ready to say yes to greed again, darling."
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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
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"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
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"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."
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"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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"I can't keep seeing you, Tina. I'm still in love with my unhappiness."
"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."
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"I told him to do that."