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Self-centred Cartoons
Self-centred cartoon 1 of 102
"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
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relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, soulmate, soulmates, perfect couple, common interest, common interests, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, generation z, gen z, youth, greed, greedy, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, grasping, modern lifeSelf-centred cartoon 2 of 102
Narcissist Cards
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narcissist cards, greeting cards, narcissist, narcissists, birthday, birthdays, bon voyage, narcissist cards, bon-voyage, narcissism, greeting card, birthday card, birthday cards, condolence card, sympathy card, sympathy cards, condolences, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, self centeredSelf-centred cartoon 3 of 102
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centredSelf-centred cartoon 4 of 102
Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.
Self-centred cartoon 5 of 102
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, menSelf-centred cartoon 6 of 102
"Lately I've been getting into compassion."
Self-centred cartoon 7 of 102
"My issues! Read all about it!"
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newspaper, newspapers, current issues, news, paperboy, paper boy, personal issues, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, current affairs, global issues, extrovert, extroverts, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centredSelf-centred cartoon 8 of 102
"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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fantasy, dreaming, hoping, dream, grumpy, resentful, resent, reverse, inverse, inverted, asocial, dislikes, people person, stubborn, narrow minded, intolerant, utopia, jaded, tired, bored, self-interest, self-interested, self-centered, self-centred, selfish, callous, diva, divas, antisocial, expectation, expectations, expectantSelf-centred cartoon 9 of 102
"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
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king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, theology, theologist, theologists, theologian, theologians, self centred, self-centred, ruling bu divine right, power, powerful, status, divine right of kings, the divine right of kings, god's mandate, gods mandate, religious doctrine, royal legitimacy, political legitimacySelf-centred cartoon 10 of 102
New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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birthday, birthdays, card, cards, letter, letters, greetings, greeting, birthday card, birthday cards, greetings card, greetings cards, narcissist, narcissistic, self interest, self important, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, message, messages, write, writing, post card, post cards, postcard, postcardsSelf-centred cartoon 11 of 102
The Bisque Narcissus.
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myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology, reflection, reflections, narcissus, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, love, self-centered, self-centred, vain, staring, gazing, food, soup, soups, bisqueSelf-centred cartoon 12 of 102
His and Hers
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his and hers, his and hers towels, towel, towels, bathroom, bathrooms, shared bathroom, shared bathroom, gender issues, gender nequality, sexist, misogyny, misogynous, gift, gifts, trends, modern trends, interior decoration, selfish, selfishness, self-centred, self centred, self centered, self-centered, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, difficult relationship, difficult relationship, couple, couples, argue, arguing, argument, argumentsSelf-centred cartoon 13 of 102
"Every man for himself!"
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three musketeers, musketeer, musketeers, alexandre dumas, dumas, athos, porthos, aramis, d'artagnan, france, french, literature, book, books, classic book, classic books, novel, novels, classic novel, classic novels, character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, sword, swords, catchphrase, catchphrases, all for one, one for all, every man for himself, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, self-serving, wordplay, word playSelf-centred cartoon 14 of 102
"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."
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hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunter, game hunting, shooting, taxidermy, trophy, trophies, head, heads, myth, myths, legend, legends, mythical creature, mythical creatures, unicorn, unicorns, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered, extinct, extinction, environmental issues, selfish, greedy, self-centred, self-centeredSelf-centred cartoon 15 of 102
"You know what, Ira? You've had a rough day. Don't make me part of it."
Self-centred cartoon 16 of 102
"I'm ready to say yes to greed again, darling."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, restaurant, restaurants, greed, greedy, avarice, yes, gold digger, gold diggers, selfish, self-centered, self-centred, money, business, businessman, businessmenSelf-centred cartoon 17 of 102
"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
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ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronageSelf-centred cartoon 18 of 102
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, barflies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotisticalSelf-centred cartoon 19 of 102
"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
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mice, mouse, date, dates, cheese, cheeses, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, feelings, insensitive, insensitivity, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, bad date, bad datesSelf-centred cartoon 20 of 102
"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."
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global warming, climate change, depressed, depression, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, sad, sadness, wild fires, weather, weather pattern, weather patterns, science, scientist, scientists, environment, environmental, environmental destruction, planet, pollution, pollutant, pollutants, mental health, problem, problems, politics, political, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, selfishness, problem, personal problem, personal problems, self-centered, self-centredSelf-centred cartoon 21 of 102
"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
Self-centred cartoon 22 of 102
"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, forensics, mystery, mysteries, crime, murder, murders, dead, death, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, hurry up, quick, remote control, remote controls, remote, remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, controller, controllers, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., lying on, on top of, lying, face down, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, angry, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesSelf-centred cartoon 23 of 102
"I can't keep seeing you, Tina. I'm still in love with my unhappiness."
Self-centred cartoon 24 of 102
"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."
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marketing strategy, advertising strategy, marketing strategies, advertising strategies, advert, adverts, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, commercial, commercials, ego, egos, egotistic, egotistical, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, self-centered, vanity, vain, businessmen, businessman, big head, stubborn, boss, bosses, ego trip, ego tripsSelf-centred cartoon 25 of 102
"I told him to do that."
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