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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."
"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."
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"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."
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"Oh, he's pretty depressed - he's the only retired general the networks haven't called."
"You tear me down all night long, and now I'm supposed to somehow go be a mighty steed?"