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Self-interest Cartoons
Self-interest cartoon 1 of 56
"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
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photo spread, photo spreads, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, benefit gala, benefit galas, publicity, famous person, famous people, selfish, selfishness, self interest, self-interest, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, charity, charities, charity gala, charity galas, magazine, magazinesSelf-interest cartoon 2 of 56
"There is no justice in the world."
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psychology, philosophy, politics, the world is just, food chain, food chains, hierarchy, hierachies, classes, class difference, class differences, privilege, privileged, justice, justice system, social difference, social differences, first world, third world, self-interested, perspective, perspectives, system of justice, systems of justice, mankoff, selfish, self-interest, self-interested, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, predator, prey, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, socialism, socialist, socialists, little guy, big fishSelf-interest cartoon 3 of 56
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interestedSelf-interest cartoon 4 of 56
"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
Self-interest cartoon 5 of 56
"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
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school, schools, auction, auctions, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, parent, parents, modern parent, modern parents, parenting, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, entitled, entitlement complex, imposition, impositions, impose, imposingSelf-interest cartoon 6 of 56
"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"
Self-interest cartoon 7 of 56
"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."
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selfish, selfishness, selfish person, selfish people, compassion, compassionate, empathy, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic, self-diagnose, self-diagnosis, self-diagnoses, worry, worries, worrying, elite, elites, wealthy elite, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, 1%, spare change, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, callous, indifferent, indifference, uncaring, self-interested, self-interestSelf-interest cartoon 8 of 56
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
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crisis, crises, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, care, cares, caring, selfish, selfishness, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch hour, lunch hours, help out, helps out, helping out, self-interest, self-interestedSelf-interest cartoon 9 of 56
"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."
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babe, babes, sexist, sexists, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, workplace, workplaces, male-dominated, man, men, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, bro, bros, dudebro, dudebros, job interview, job interviews, salary, salaries, benefits, job qualification, job qualifications, attraction, self-interest, self-interested, hiring officer, hiring officers, feminist, feminists, feminism, corporate cultureSelf-interest cartoon 10 of 56
Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.
Self-interest cartoon 11 of 56
"No, you're not too late. Cathy's just beginning to put calcium into perspective."
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calcium, chat, chats, chatting, science, scientist, scientists, party, parties, partying, cocktail party, cocktail parties, monologue, monologues, put into perspective, bore, bores, boring, self-interest, self-interested, element, elements, mineral, minerals, vitamin, vitamins, health food, health foods, healthy food, healthy foodsSelf-interest cartoon 12 of 56
"I'm doing a think piece on me."
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think piece, think pieces, journalist, journalists, journalism, couple, couples, accomplishment, accomplishments, achievement, achievements, modern life, modern lives, modern times, online journalism, clickbait, click bait, listicle, listicles, fame, 15 minutes of fame, fifteen minutes, 15 minutes, self-interest, self-interested, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographicalSelf-interest cartoon 13 of 56
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
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occupy wall street, opportunist, opportunists, opportunistic, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopaholic, shopaholics, retail therapy, retailer, retailers, 57th street, fifty-seventh street, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, fifth avenue, 1%, 99%, rich person, rich people, fashionista, fashionistas, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, protest, protests, protesting, protester, protesters, self-interest, self-interested, left wingSelf-interest cartoon 14 of 56
"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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fantasy, dreaming, hoping, dream, grumpy, resentful, resent, reverse, inverse, inverted, asocial, dislikes, people person, stubborn, narrow minded, intolerant, utopia, jaded, tired, bored, self-interest, self-interested, self-centered, self-centred, selfish, callous, diva, divas, antisocial, expectation, expectations, expectantSelf-interest cartoon 15 of 56
"My majesty."
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your majesty, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, throne room, throne rooms, fealty, swear fealty, swearing fealty, courtier, courtiers, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self-worship, selfish, selfishness, status, high status, royal, royals, royalty, self-interest, self-interested, high society, divine right, divine rightsSelf-interest cartoon 16 of 56
"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"
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financial reform, financial reforms, tax, taxes, tax break, tax breaks, levy, levies, levying, fine, fines, royal, royals, royalty, king, kings, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, 1%, upper 1%, wealthy, wealth, politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, conservative, conservatives, conservative economics, tax season, overtax, overtaxed, overtaxingSelf-interest cartoon 17 of 56
"I don't like six per-cent unemployment, either. But I can live with it."
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rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, employment figures, unemployment figures, unemployment, employment, upper class, upper classes, employment rates, self interest, self interested, self-interest, self-interested, male pale stale, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, capitalism, capitalist, capitalistsSelf-interest cartoon 18 of 56
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen timeSelf-interest cartoon 19 of 56
"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."
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curious, self, self interest, self-interest, selfish, self obsessed, curiosity, pretentious, ostentatious, vague, vague curiosity, oneself, deep, woke, dating, chatting, chat-upSelf-interest cartoon 20 of 56
Rashomon of West 84th Street
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rashomon, rashomon effect, parking space, parking spaces, kurosawa, akira kurosawa, perspective, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts, different perspective, different perspectives, psychology, human psychology, memory, memories, unreliable, unreliable narrator, unreliable narrators, self-interest, self-interested, ego, egos, dispute, disputes, disputing, disputed, parking spot, parking spots, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york citySelf-interest cartoon 21 of 56
Government cheese and crackers.
Self-interest cartoon 22 of 56
"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."
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q and a, question and answer, q. and a., q & a, session, sessions, attention hog, attention hogs, hog the mic, hogs the mic, hogging the mic, selfish, selfishness, self-interest, self-interested, greed, greedy, question, questions, lengthy question, lengthy questions, audience participation, emcee, emcees, emceeing, host, hosts, hosting, inevitable, cliche, murphy's law, interview, interviews, panel, discussion panel, discussion panels, debate, debates, public debate, public debates, debating, expert, experts, expertiseSelf-interest cartoon 23 of 56
"I'm even better off than I was four years ago."
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slogan, slogans, political slogan, political slogans, better off, president, presidents, presidential term, presidential terms, political elite, political elites, politician, politicians, self-interest, self-interested, fatcat, fatcats, fat cat, fat cats, enrich, enriches, government spending, executive, executives, business executive, business executivesSelf-interest cartoon 24 of 56
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Self-interest cartoon 25 of 56
"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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selfish, self-interest, self-interested, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, peace on earth, world peace, nature, animal, animals, selfishness, bug, bugs, turtle, turtles, chipmunk, chipmunks, frog, frogs, crow, crows, god, ego, egotist, egotists, egotistical, species, preference, preferences, self-involvedMore cartoons with the keyword 'self-interest'