Self-interested Cartoons

Self-interested Cartoons

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"There is no justice in the world."

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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

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"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

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"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

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"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."

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"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

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"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."

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"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."

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Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.

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"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."

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"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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"Congratulations, sire - your financial reforms have been successful!"

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Rashomon of West 84th Street

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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Artist: Shaw, Michael   Search ID: CC121948   High Res: 5000x2330 pixels (unwatermarked)
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"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"

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"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

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"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."

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Why Oil Spills Are Good:

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"Where did all the big things with food go?"

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"I guess I just like living out under the stars and hunting for what I eat. Plus, I had a ton of credit-card debt."

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"I'm doing a think piece on me."

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"All right, switch to Plan B - rob from the poor and make ourselves rich."

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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

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