"I love the new me, Virginia."
"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "
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"I don't think this is doing me any good."
"I figured as long as I was having the thorn taken out of my paw, might as well have a body scrub and get my mane redone."
"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"
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Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest
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Floss Street Vendor
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Recipes for comfort drinks.
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"Nice job, but I think I'll stick to worshipping my body."
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Daytime Soaps / Nighttime Soaps
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How I learned to stop worrying and start hammering
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