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"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
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"My issues! Read all about it!"
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"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
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New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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"Hoarding is just as human as sharing."
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His and Hers
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"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
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"You know what, Ira? You've had a rough day. Don't make me part of it."
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
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"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
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"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
"I can't keep seeing you, Tina. I'm still in love with my unhappiness."
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"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."
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"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."
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Special Person Statue
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"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"
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Greeting Cards for the Narcissist
"Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth personal memoir submitted to us this year."
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"You're a nurse? How did you become interested in caring?"
"If you can't feel sorry for yourself you'll never be able to feel sorry for somebody else."
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"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."
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Bad Valentines Cards
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Objection!- The Movie
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