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Self Important Cartoons
Self Important cartoon 1 of 79
"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
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argue, argument, discuss, discussion, bored, boredom, boring, conversation, conversations, lecture, lectures, lecturing, boring conversation, boring conversations, sleepy, tired, worn out, tiring, falling asleep, fallen asleep, falling asleep standing up, lack of attention, attention failure, inattentive, inattentiveness, pompous, pomposity, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, selfimportant, selfimportance, stuck up, stuck-up, conceit, conceitedSelf Important cartoon 2 of 79
"I converse. You declaim."
Self Important cartoon 3 of 79
Office worker balloon.
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thanksgiving, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving day, parade balloon, parade balloons, carnival, carnival, celebration, celebrations, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, irony, ironic, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importanceSelf Important cartoon 4 of 79
"I love the new me, Virginia."
Self Important cartoon 5 of 79
Roget's Brontosaurus.
Self Important cartoon 6 of 79
"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
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sheep, follow the herd, following the herd, community, communities, philosophy, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, justification, justifications, thinking outside the box, obedience, brainless, braindead, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, modern life, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, following the pack, follow the packSelf Important cartoon 7 of 79
New from Narcissist Cards, Inc.
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birthday, birthdays, card, cards, letter, letters, greetings, greeting, birthday card, birthday cards, greetings card, greetings cards, narcissist, narcissistic, self interest, self important, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, message, messages, write, writing, post card, post cards, postcard, postcardsSelf Important cartoon 8 of 79
"Intransigent enough for you, sir?"
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intransigent, intransigence, uncompromising, inflexible, disagreeable, old age, getting old, set in your ways, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, portrait artists, insult, intimidating, intimidation, rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importanceSelf Important cartoon 9 of 79
"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"
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date, dates, chat up, chat up line, chat up lines, bad date, bad dates, insult, insults, chat-up, chat-up line, chat-up lines, ego, egos, egoville, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, arrogant, arrogance, chatting up, flirt, flirts, rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, privilege, privileged, entitledSelf Important cartoon 10 of 79
"Honey, would you come out here for a minute?"
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stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, moon, the moon, donald, the donald, donald trump, trump, president, us president, trump tower, arrogant, arrogance, renaming, rename, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, trumpland, business strategy, business strategies, marketing strategy, marketing strategiesSelf Important cartoon 11 of 79
"I'm donating a portion of your tip to charity."
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tip, tips, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, waitstaff, charity, charity donation, charity donations, charitable donation, charitable doantions, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, bill, the bill, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gapSelf Important cartoon 12 of 79
"Lorraine just kicked off her shoes. That's the start of her one-woman show."
Self Important cartoon 13 of 79
"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."
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subconscious, subconsciousness, charity donation, charity donations, donating to science, scientific donation, scientific donations, arrogant, arrogance, organ donation, organ donations, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, medical science, will, wills, dying, getting old, getting olderSelf Important cartoon 14 of 79
"Please! Let me through. I don't have time to go around."
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business man, self important, slef importance, self-important, self-importance, business men, businessman, selfish, selfishness, business men, business person, rush, rushing, arrogant, arrogance, business people, accident, accidents, businessperson, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, insensitive, insensitivitySelf Important cartoon 15 of 79
"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."
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couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, vain, vanity, self important, self importance, flag, flags, grandiose, grandiose delusion, grandiose delusions, pretentious, pretentiousness, toxic masculinity, seriousSelf Important cartoon 16 of 79
"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."
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eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, service, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, restaurant, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, rude customer, rude customers, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, threat, threats, threatening, privilege, privileged, getting your waySelf Important cartoon 17 of 79
"No one whose name is pronounced that way lives here."
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name, names, surname, surnames, stubborn, stubbornness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, petty, pettiness, cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, first world problems, insult, insults, frustration, frustrationsSelf Important cartoon 18 of 79
"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."
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stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, stars, the stars, cliche, cliches, arrogant, arrogance, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, promotion, promotionsSelf Important cartoon 19 of 79
"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, expensive lawyer, expensive lawyers, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law, conflict, conflict of interest, conflicts on interest, legal conflict, legal conflict, selfish, selfishness, self importance, self important, greed, greedy, greediness, priorities, legal fee, legal feesSelf Important cartoon 20 of 79
"...but perhaps I'm boring you."
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tattoo, tattoos, boring conversation, boring conversations, self importance, self important, upper class, upper classes, the upper class, the upper classes, traditional, unconventional, conservative, conservatives, rich person, rich people, wealthy people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gapSelf Important cartoon 21 of 79
"The Cochrans are not intellectuals, so please don't go on and on about 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'."
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diner party, diner parties, diner guest, diner guests, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, book, books, bookworm, bookworms, novel, novels, novella, novellas, seagull, seagulls, condescend, condescending, boring conversation, boring conversations, boring people, boring person, niche interest, niche interests, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousnessSelf Important cartoon 22 of 79
Sunbathing Police Officer
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sunbathing, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, crime scene, crime scenes, police lines, police line, police tape, taking advantage, abuse of privilege, self important, self importanceSelf Important cartoon 23 of 79
"That's not just my opinion. It also happens to be the opinion of some guy on NPR."
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opinion, opinions, disagreement, disagreements, debate, debates, debating, name dropping, uninformed, ignorant, ignorance, just your opinion, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, radio show, radio shows, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, mansplain, mansplainingSelf Important cartoon 24 of 79
Lawrence of Suburbia
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lawrence of arabia, suburb, suburbs, the suburbs, suburbia, middle age, middle aged, middle class, ageing, getting older, getting old, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, ride on lawnmower, ride on lawnmowers, ride-on lawnmower, ride-on lawnmowers, self important, self important, self-important, self-importance, t.e. lawrence, t e lawrence, first world war, ww1, wwi, hero, heroes, world war one, arab revoltSelf Important cartoon 25 of 79
Self-Employment
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self employed, self employment, self-emplyed, self-employment, time waster, time wasteing, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, cat lover, cat lovers, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, staff, employees, employee, reorganising staff, reorganizing staffMore cartoons with the keyword 'self important'