Selfish Cartoons

Selfish Cartoons

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"There is no justice in the world."

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"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"

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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

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"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

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"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"

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"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."

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"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."

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"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"

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"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."

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"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."

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"Lately I've been getting into compassion."

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"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."

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"I don't think this is doing me any good."

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"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."

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"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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Artist: Shaw, Michael   Search ID: CC121948   High Res: 5000x2330 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, overprivileged, privileged, executive, executives, charity, charities, charity drive, charity drives, support our troops, bumper sticker, bumper stickers, bumper, bumpers, sticker, stickers, iraq, war in iraq, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, selfishness

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"Hoarding is just as human as sharing."

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"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"

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Regrets Only

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"Trophy husbands."

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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

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"Giving something back to the community is a fine idea. Just make sure you take a lot more out first."

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"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."

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"When we were together, he was always singing 'It Had to Be You.' Then, suddenly, he switched to 'I Gotta Be Me,' and I haven't seen him since."

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