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Selfish Cartoons
Selfish cartoon 1 of 155
"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
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photo spread, photo spreads, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, benefit gala, benefit galas, publicity, famous person, famous people, selfish, selfishness, self interest, self-interest, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, charity, charities, charity gala, charity galas, magazine, magazinesSelfish cartoon 2 of 155
"I'd like to get back to doing less for charity."
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charity, charities, resolution, resolutions, new year, new year's, selfish, selfishness, virtue, virtuous, lifestyle, lifestyles, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, out of touch, do more, doing more, help, helps, help out, helps out, helping outSelfish cartoon 3 of 155
"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"
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relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, couple, couples, perfect match, soulmate, soulmates, perfect couple, common interest, common interests, millennial, millennials, gen y, generation y, generation z, gen z, youth, greed, greedy, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, grasping, modern lifeSelfish cartoon 4 of 155
"My question is for the medical examiner."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, juror, jurors, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courts, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, trial, trialled, trialed, trials, excuse, excuses, doctor, doctors, check up, check-up, check ups, check-ups, checkup, checkups, tv, medical examiner, medical examiners, loophole, workaround, selfish, selfishnessSelfish cartoon 5 of 155
"There is no justice in the world."
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psychology, philosophy, politics, the world is just, food chain, food chains, hierarchy, hierachies, classes, class difference, class differences, privilege, privileged, justice, justice system, social difference, social differences, first world, third world, self-interested, perspective, perspectives, system of justice, systems of justice, mankoff, selfish, self-interest, self-interested, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, predator, prey, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, socialism, socialist, socialists, little guy, big fishSelfish cartoon 6 of 155
"Isn't it true that you did not love the victim, as you claim, but, in point of fact, feigned affection for the sole purpose of obtaining tuna fish?"
Selfish cartoon 7 of 155
"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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consumer, consumers, consumption, carrying capacity, resources, resource, earth, save the planet, saving the planet, greed, greedy, planet's resource, american, americans, environmentalist, environmentalists, selfish, selfishness, worthy, unworthy, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, hope, hopes, over-consume, over-consuming, overconsume, overconsuming, overuse, overusing, guilt, guilty, guilt-inducingSelfish cartoon 8 of 155
"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
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school, schools, auction, auctions, fundraiser, fundraisers, fundraising, unrealistic, expectation, expectations, self-interest, self-interested, selfish, parent, parents, modern parent, modern parents, parenting, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, nuisance, nuisances, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, entitled, entitlement complex, imposition, impositions, impose, imposingSelfish cartoon 9 of 155
A fisherman rides the subway back with his catch.
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fish, fishes, fisherman, fishermen, inconsiderate, thoughtless, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, antisocial, subway, subways, public transport, public transportation, mass transit, rapid transit, subway line, subway lines, beach, beaches, selfish, self-centered, self-centredSelfish cartoon 10 of 155
"Damn it, man, do I look like I have any yellow ochre?"
Selfish cartoon 11 of 155
"Here I was, all this time, worrying that maybe I'm a selfish person, and now it turns out I've been suffering from compassion fatigue."
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selfish, selfishness, selfish person, selfish people, compassion, compassionate, empathy, empathetic, sympathy, sympathetic, self-diagnose, self-diagnosis, self-diagnoses, worry, worries, worrying, elite, elites, wealthy elite, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, 1%, spare change, begging, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, callous, indifferent, indifference, uncaring, self-interested, self-interestSelfish cartoon 12 of 155
"Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, Hargraves, but part of me wants to go to lunch."
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crisis, crises, help, helps, helping, helper, helpers, care, cares, caring, selfish, selfishness, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch hour, lunch hours, help out, helps out, helping out, self-interest, self-interestedSelfish cartoon 13 of 155
"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
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dream, dreams, dreaming, avarice, greed, greedy, greediness, addiction, addict, addicts, addictive, money, profit, profits, profiting, profit motive, profit motives, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, vice, vices, unwanted behavior, unwanted behaviors, discipline, self-discipline, money-driven, selfish, selfishness, motive, motivation, motivationsSelfish cartoon 14 of 155
"Will he ever be able to produce revenue again?"
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, intensive care, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical, medicine, near death, seriously injured, death, family, marriage, married life, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, wife, wives, husband, husbands, income, money, salary, revenue, employment, job, work, career, greed, greedy, selfish, gold digger, gold diggers, good news, bad newsSelfish cartoon 15 of 155
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, menSelfish cartoon 16 of 155
"I've tried a lot of life strategies, and being completely self-serving works best for me."
Selfish cartoon 17 of 155
"Spare a little eye contact?"
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panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, homelessness, social inequality, inequality, begging, beggar, beggars, poverty gap, eye contact, ignore, ignoring, arrogant, arrogance, charity, uncharitable, selfish, selfishness, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gapSelfish cartoon 18 of 155
"Lately I've been getting into compassion."
Selfish cartoon 19 of 155
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
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date, dating, dates, self centred, selfish, obnoxious, dating horror stories, dating horrors, ego, egoism, egotistical, love, romance, romantic, stories, conversation, conversations, over coffee, coffee, cafe, disinterest, relationships, relationship advice, stereotypes, sexism in action, male chauvinism, chauvinist, male, men, man, it's a man's world, sexist, every day sexism, microaggression, microaggressions, women, women's world, dating woes, modern, modern life, modern dating, modern loveSelfish cartoon 20 of 155
"All I can say is that if being a leading manufacturer means being a leading polluter, so be it."
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capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, money, men, man, wealthy men, wealthy man, rich men, rich man, rich people, rich person, wealthy people, wealthy person, wealth, wealthy, rich, richness, careless, selfishSelfish cartoon 21 of 155
"My issues! Read all about it!"
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newspaper, newspapers, current issues, news, paperboy, paper boy, personal issues, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, current affairs, global issues, extrovert, extroverts, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centredSelfish cartoon 22 of 155
"I have this fantasy of everyone else in my life reinventing themselves."
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fantasy, dreaming, hoping, dream, grumpy, resentful, resent, reverse, inverse, inverted, asocial, dislikes, people person, stubborn, narrow minded, intolerant, utopia, jaded, tired, bored, self-interest, self-interested, self-centered, self-centred, selfish, callous, diva, divas, antisocial, expectation, expectations, expectantSelfish cartoon 23 of 155
"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
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kids, equality, equal rights, human rights, liberal, liberals, self-righteous, self-righteousness, legal, legality, have kids, having kids, have children, having children, start a family, starting a family, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, selfish, selfish lifestyle, selfish lifestyles, birth, give birth, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, good intentions, family planningSelfish cartoon 24 of 155
"I carry all my stress in Margaret's back."
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couple, couples, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktails parties, stress, stressed, stressing, stressing out, stressed out, stressed-out, mental health, mental health issues, mental health issue, mental health problem, mental health problems, bad relationship, bad relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, gender issues, taking it out, taking out your stress, gender issues, husband and wife, husbands and wives, support, supporting, supportive, bad back, sore back, bad backs, sore backs, dependant, dependence, selfish, selfishness, lazy, lazinessSelfish cartoon 25 of 155
"The computers went down at the supermarket, and everybody took it as a signal to go ahead and loot."
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