"The active ingredient is marketing."
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"So how's everything going?"
"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"
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"This brand has a clean balance sheet, a lively marketing plan with tasteful notes of originality, and a strong fiscal-year finish."
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"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
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"We like you, Hatcher, and we like your work, but we've been offered magic beans."
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Live goldfish for sale
"Nowadays, Hal is ninety-nine per cent caffeine-free."
"And don't go auctioning off my stuff."
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"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."
"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."
"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."
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"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
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$1: Family Secrets
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"It's perfect for starting a family."
"And it's close to the subway."
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'Boys of Summer on a Skewer'
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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Producer, Director and Novelizer.
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Three Reasons That President Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
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